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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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Ain't that just the truth ?!
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And then swmbo asks why am I sleeping on the edge of the bed!
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Cat's bit is nowhere near wide enough!
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Simple and effective 
An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Romford mate."
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Romford mate."
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I'd heard it was the YMCA
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Didn't need mystic meg to predict that would happen
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I knew a guy who couldn't handle fractions, like 7/8 or 11/21.
He was really irrational.
but Geometricians like angles… to a degree.
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