The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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I was in the park today when a woman came up to me and said, "Are you taking photos of my daughter on your iPhone?"
"Yes I'm taking photos of her," I replied, "But it's not what you think."
"So what is it then?" she asked.
I said, "A Samsung Galaxy."
 
Bit of a cheek that.
 
Masturbation is so much easier for kids these days.
I remember having to wait for the Littlewoods catalogue, sneakily smuggle it into the bathroom and find the lingerie section.
Nowadays, the internet just makes it so much easier!

I just open up my browser and go to littlewoods.com.
 
I suspect text was added to this Theresa May and Trump picture too!
Unless Trump gets subtitles to read when speaking with English people.
 
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Cartus said:
Strictly speaking the cat should be shouting "Oi! No ovaries!" as spaying is only applicable to females I believe :)
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In every group, there is always one smart arse :p

:D
 
Pmsl

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First of all I'd like to apologise for the misleading "Oi, no b*****ks post."
On reflection I can now see that it might offend cat owners and pedants alike .......terrible.

Secondly, as a farmer, I'd like to point out that much of the "Guide to the Dairy Cow" is incorrect.
 
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