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The "F" Word
When is F*** Acceptable?
On only 11 occasions in history has the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the F*** do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. EJ. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the F*** was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those F***ing Indians
come from?"
-- George Custer, 1877
8. "Any F***ing idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so F***ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the F*** did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the F*** are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c’mon Monica.
Who the F*** is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "There is no F***ing way Trump will ever become President"
When is F*** Acceptable?
On only 11 occasions in history has the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the F*** do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. EJ. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the F*** was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those F***ing Indians
come from?"
-- George Custer, 1877
8. "Any F***ing idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so F***ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the F*** did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the F*** are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c’mon Monica.
Who the F*** is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "There is no F***ing way Trump will ever become President"
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"F***ing Throttle's Stuck!"
-- Donald Campbell, Jan 4 1967
-- Donald Campbell, Jan 4 1967
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A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
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[pedant] I think you'll find that should be Oscarpistoriosis [/pedant]