The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

i saw him in 1963 at the rainbow finsbury park ,he was little stevie wonder then ray charles introduced him as his prodigy ,funnily enough neither of them saw me either :rolleyes:
 
Cobra said:
SNAP!!!
What do I win?

:p
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Doh! I knew i found it funny, just couldnt remember from where :(.

Double Doh! I started reading this thread from the start ... and you found my funnies before I found my funnies
 
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It would have been a good pick up line though ... maybe that's why i am still single?
 
Had to punch a guy in Debenhams today, he called my wife a Ho, three times!
 
A London banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office
to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and rips off the car door, zooming off without stopping.
More than a little distraught, the banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche! My beautif...ul silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. 'I can't believe how materialistic you bloody bankers are,' he says. 'You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.'
The Londoner looks down in horror. ‘Oh F***!' he screams... Where's my Rolex?
 
Typical Porsche owner - a gentleman would wear a wristwatch on his left wrist! :P
 
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