The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

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I wasn't aware that Batman had ever been over this side of the pond so he and Robin may well be unaware of our way of referring to this time of year. Unless Alfred has been educating them!
 
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I believe this one :D
 
Forkin' candles!
 
Sad news from the Nestlé factory today. A worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking.
He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted "The Milky Bars are on me" his colleagues cheered...
 
I just read "100 things to do before you die" and I was quite surprised to see that 'shout for help' wasn't in there!
 
I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, "What's going on?"
My wife said, "Erm... We've been playing on the Wii Fit."
She winked at my mate and said, "Dave did VERY well."
As I walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me a "d******d", but I had the last laugh.
I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!
 
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