The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Mountkeen]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[andyred]

Haha. Is this the moment just before the projectile vomit ???

 

[Professor1991]

You know you're an ugly b*****d when it comes to a group photo and they hand you the camera.

 

[DorsetDude]

You know you're an ugly b*****d when it comes to a group photo and they hand you the camera.

 

[Cobra]

Pulled from FB, I do so hope its genuine..
There is no guarantee of course ...

 

[Cobra]

But of course we all know this one is true

 

[Mountkeen]

Pulled from FB, I do so hope its genuine..
There is no guarantee of course ...

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Reminds me of this classic

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Farmerjim]

Did we have this one last year, oh well .........

 

[mikew]

Time to groan

 

[andyred]

Time to groan

Looks loose, don't think he'll be groaning ...



EDIT: Oh [emoji44] you meant a different groan [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

[Doc]

 

[Professor1991]

 

[gm43uk]

Q) What's the difference between a chickpea and a baked bean?

A) I wouldn't pay £200 to have a baked bean on my face.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Professor1991]

I've just received a text from my girlfriend that reads:
"Hello birthday boy. When you get home from work, there'll be a hot bath waiting for you. When you've finished, come into the bedroom and I'll suck you dry "

F*** that, it'll take ages. I'll just use a towel

 

[Steep]

 

[DorsetDude]

Good news for insomniacs, only 4 sleeps til Christmas.

 

[Mountkeen]

I promised myself I'd lose 10 pounds this year......................only 15 pounds to go!

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Nod]

Need to be able to multi-like posts!!!

 

[Cobra]

Need to be able to multi-like posts!!!

I just "Like" and "unlike" so I can "Like" them again

 

[kendo1]

 

[Graham]

How do you circumsize a whale [emoji228] ...................... Send down four skin divers [emoji229]

 

[Llamaman]

How do you circumsize a whale [emoji228] ...................... Send down four skin divers [emoji229]

Not five?

 

[Graham]

Not five?

Nope..........FOUR

 

[mikew]

 

[Llamaman]

Nope..........FOUR

You didn't watch last week's Graham Norton show, I take it?

 

[Professor1991]

Sometimes to impress Girls, I use big words, that I don't fully understand, in an effort to sound more photosynthesis.

 

[mikew]

 

[Graham]

You didn't watch last week's Graham Norton show, I take it?

I'm in France and don't have sky.
Geez is he still going..

 

[Mountkeen]