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The police reveal their new weapon to tackle the Killer Clown craze
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gm43uk said:
The police reveal their new weapon to tackle the Killer Clown craze
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Arrests have been hampered by the entire police force climbing into a single car, only to discover the steering is reversed and the wheels keep falling off.
 
Llamaman said:
Arrests have been hampered by the entire police force climbing into a single car, only to discover the steering is reversed and the wheels keep falling off.
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Business as usual then :D
 
andyred said:
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Oh dear :D

A chicken was walking out of the local library, with a lot of reading material, chanting
Booooooooooook book book booooook book book book as he went.

A frog was sitting by the door, as he saw the chicken, he replied ..
Reddit, reddit, reddit

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andyred said:
Obviously to get to the other side, but the question is why ???

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As Stephen Hawking said : Chicken fluctuations will inevitably create a scenario where a chicken ends up on the other side of the yellow line, in which case there is a nonzero probability that it will escape to the other side.
 
The best way to get rid of these "killer clowns" is to go for the juggler
 
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Taking the last two jokes into account,
A small pod of sperm whales were going about their business, when the see a whaling ship,
One suggested that the dive down deep, and bubble net it, as they did so, the boat rocked violently and the crew fell over board.

Another whale said I'm fed up with these people killing us, I'm going to eat them.

The third whale said WOAH! leave me out of that!

I don't mind a good blow job ...
but there is no way I'm swallowing sea men ...
 
Two wind turbines standing on a hilltop. One asks the other, "Do you listen to much rap music?"

"Of course not," it replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
 
just seen on todays news that donald trump groped some woman like a octopus ,FFS why donald theres plenty of good looking women out there to grope :exit::exit:
 
Self defence tip # 1.

If a couple of clowns try to mess with you,
just go for the juggler
 
The inventor of predictive text has died. He was killed by a killer clown. And the "go for the juggler" joke takes over as most loved, and repeated, joke.
 
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