The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Steep]

I'd just like to say that contrary to opinion I did not steal the above from BillN_33s post, I stole it from another post in a different place altogether.

 

[the black fox]

I'd just like to say that contrary to opinion I did not steal the above from BillN_33s post, I stole it from another post in a different place altogether.

Shades of Anthony gormley

 

[Gremlin]

 

[kendo1]

 

[kendo1]

 

[Farmerjim]

Not sure if this is a scam but I just had a phone call saying I'd won £250 cash or two tickets to an Elvis tribute night.

It said Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

 

[Mountkeen]

My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia.

He didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the b*****d was thinking.

 

[Doc]

 

[Steep]

 

[Doc]

 

[Farmerjim]

View attachment 74954

Aahh! That's not funny

 

[the black fox]

 

[Mountkeen]

Signed up for a course on reincarnation today, a bit steep at £300 .. still you only live once.

 

[camerassassin]

 

[DorsetDude]

Signed up for a course on levitation. My first day today and I went straight to the top of the class.

 

[ianp5a]

I passed my course in nuclear waste management. I got a glowing report.

 

[GHP]

I also signed up for a course, "How to be ambidextrous".
It cost me an arm and a leg.

 

[DorsetDude]

My obsession with splinters is getting a little bit out of hand.

 

[DorsetDude]

I can count the number of years Ive worked at Sellafield on one hand. Seven.

 

[tom24]

https://www.facebook.com/Holyflaps/...829.1495954290645947/1825785244329515/?type=3

 

[camerassassin]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=967780100035193

View: https://www.facebook.com/ithasgoneviral/videos/967780100035193/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED


LOTS of stuff here - but I nearly ended myself with the first one

 

[kendo1]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDPwsG-aDvY

 

[Farmerjim]

When your d-i-y doesn't turn out as planned.

 

[tom24]

When your d-i-y doesn't turn out as planned.

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Oh I think it did somehow...

 

[Steep]

 

[Earley Man]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=967780100035193

View: https://www.facebook.com/ithasgoneviral/videos/967780100035193/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED


LOTS of stuff here - but I nearly ended myself with the first one

I agree, the best start to a day I've had in a long time. I'll probably get looked at for bursting into laughter as I think of it during the day.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I agree, the best start to a day I've had in a long time. I'll probably get looked at for bursting into laughter as I think of it during the day.

It wasn't that funny

 

[DorsetDude]

These push-up bra's are a con. Ive had one on for two weeks and can still only do 8.

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Earley Man]

It wasn't that funny

I'm well known for having a 'different' sense of humour by those who know me well. To me it was a wonderful p**s take on all the programmes of that type on the TV and therein lies the reason for my laughter.

 

[Shirleyr]

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That goes without saying.

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Skyline]

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Honey I blew up the kids

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

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Honey I blew up the kids

The running man

 

[AndyB1976]

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Apocalypse Now

 

[Llamaman]

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The Black Hole

The Great Escape

Brief Encounter

 

[gm43uk]

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Something's Gotta Give
The Thing
Earthquake
From Hell
Fire Down Below
The Phantom Menace

 

[DorsetDude]

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Clear and present Danger

 

[ianp5a]

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Lord of the Ring!

 

[Mountkeen]

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