The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

Last night I was opening a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti and all of a sudden it exploded in my face.

Thankfully I was unharmed but it could have spelled disaster!

After recovery from the trauma..................I ate four cans of the stuff.

This morning I had a massive vowel movement.
 
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Ear plugs and ...
 
andyred said:
Old people at Weddings were always nudging me and saying, "you're next"
so I started doing the same to them at Funerals
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Why exactly was it necessary to post an ENORMOUS image that filled my whole screen, when the entire content is 22 mostly short words that only take about a minute to type?
 
StewartR said:
Why exactly was it necessary to post an ENORMOUS image that filled my whole screen, when the entire content is 22 mostly short words that only take about a minute to type?
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It was a quick picture from a card. Sorry it didn't suit, didn't realise it would fill your screen
 
andyred said:
It was a quick picture from a card. Sorry it didn't suit, didn't realise it would fill your screen
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But what I don't understand is, was it really that much quicker to take a photo of the card, and then upload it to TP, than it would have been to type 22 mostly short words?
 
It's not that big a deal surely? Nobody's pixels were hurt in the posting of it.
 
StewartR said:
But what I don't understand is, was it really that much quicker to take a photo of the card, and then upload it to TP, than it would have been to type 22 mostly short words?
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You can probably take and upload a picture with one hand and a few clicks on a phone. Typing will take 100 or more taps. And some concentration.

And besides, it would then be a joke and not a meme.
 
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ianp5a said:
And besides, it would then be a joke and not a meme.
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Surely both are welcome in the "Official TP Funnies thread (Joke's Meme's etc)"? (Damn those grocer's apostrophies!!!)
 
Especially Keith! :P
 
Hence why I started a new one for both :thumbs:
 
Oh thanks for that Ingrid! I can find sooo many uses for that bag.
 
Steep said:
It's not that big a deal surely? Nobody's pixels were hurt in the posting of it.
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Exactly.
Some really p***y people on the thread. :D
 
A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the chap who'd had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a club.

He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying b*****d!" she shouts," Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"

"No," he says, "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
 
Omo! Surf-ing TP and find a washing powder joke! You'd think someone called Daz would have posted that if he was feeling bold enough. P(ersil)MSL
 
DorsetDude said:
Omo! Surf-ing TP and find a washing powder joke! You'd think someone called Daz would have posted that if he was feeling bold enough. P(ersil)MSL
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Finish(ed)? for everyone else's comfort I suggest no more Surf(ing) for you !
:p
 
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