The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

A friend of mine has been bald for 20 years but still carries a comb! I asked why? And he replied "I just can't part with it"
 
But who would play Joe S in the remake of the Turd Man?
 
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Shug takes two stuffed dugs that were his great granddads to the Antique Roadshow being filmed in the Kelvingrove museum Glesca' last week.
'Wow' said the presenter, 'This is a very rare set of dogs produced by the celebrated John's brothers, taxidermists who operated out of London at the turn of the last century, do you have any idea what they would fetch in good condition?'......


'Eh, sticks?' replied Shug....
 
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See, why does that need to be a picture? answer - it don't. Ah well c'est la vie #derail
 
Here's another just for the Dude :D

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Bargain :thumbs:
 
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