The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Steep]

 

[kendo1]

BUDGIE!

BUDGIE!

BUDGIE!

 

[ianp5a]

Make him stop!

 

[Gremlin]

@Cg_Girl

 

[Cg_Girl]

@Cg_Girl

You are so mean!![emoji14]

 

[Steep]

"I'm not planning on going solo"

George Michael.

 

[kendo1]

 

[Skyline]

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In a meltdown my wife would run into the power plant.

 

[kendo1]

F117 at the bone yard...

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Gremlin]

Sorry to disappoint you all .................I was born in November

 

[DorsetDude]

Sean Connery has found his niche.
She was in the garden with his nephew.

©Sam FM

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[DorsetDude]

Jesus ringing up to book a table for the last supper
"Hi, table for 26 please"
"But there are only 13 of you!"
"I know, but we are all going to sit on the same side"

 

[Russ77]

Jesus stood up at the last supper and declared "I shall turn the water into wine"

Judas shouted "Put ya f*****g fiver in like the rest of us pal!"

 

[Mountkeen]

Meanwhile...................at the Feeding of the Five Thousand..............

 

[Cg_Girl]

Old but still

 

[Cobra]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Mountkeen]

 

[Nod]

That reads like a reference for an applicant to Muckpukeburgers!

 

[Mountkeen]

Called Gamblers Anonymous to ask what time I should be there.

They said - ten to one.

 

[Skyline]

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.

 

[Cartus]

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Not her teeth being like stars and 'coming out at night' then?

 

[Cg_Girl]

 

[Cobra]

Have we done this ? I can't remember

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mountkeen]

I was watching porn last night when my mum walked in.

What a horrible way to find out what your mum used to do for a living............

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

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Does it stop them dropping off too

 

[Mountkeen]

First date

Her: So what do you do?
Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers
Her: Wow, impressive
Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos

 

[Nod]

Could be a meme or just WCMUT... As a bonus, they're delicious!!!

 

[lugworm]

Woman talking to her friend...

"How's the diet going?"
"Not good. I had eggs for breakfast."
"Scrambled ?"
"Cadburys"