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May the four...oh never mind :)
 
My wife had her credit card stolen. As the main cardholder on the account I was going to report it, but then I realised it would be more cost effective not to.
 
Oh come on give him a break, probably taking a nice filly to a barn dance ;)
 
Looks like a new cast member of "Peaky Blinders" :)
 
Cartus said:
I remember seeing it in the local paper.
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Is that ooop norf by any chance?
I can here him now .... by Eck .. ( and then) Whine.

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got talking to a prostitute yesterday ,she said she would do anything for £50 .


guess who got all his fences creosoted :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
 
scouser mate of mine got offered a blowjob yesterday , had to refuse in case it affected his dole money :hug:
 
A man dies, goes up to heaven and at the pearly gates he notices an enormous wall of clocks .. "Excuse me Saint Peter but what's with all these clocks?" ..

"Those are LIE clocks ... every one alive has one and every time they tell a lie, the hand moves forwards a minute" .. the man looks at all the clocks and says ..

"So who's is that clock?"

"That clock belonged to Ghandi .. it shows a time of one minute past twelve telling us that Ghandi only told one lie in his life" .. the man looks on ..

"And who's is that clock?"

"That clock belongs to a little girl in brazil who's still alive .. it shows a time of five minutes past twelve telling us that so far she's only told five lies in her life" .. the man keeps looking ..

"So where's David Cameron's clock then? ..

"Oh that's in Jesus's office, he using it as a fan" ..
 
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I see your quote now, was confused as nothing was showing.
 
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I hate the things people do to animals for the sake of a joke. It's sad. Memes seem to be all about unlucky or mistreated animals.
 
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ianp5a said:
I hate the things people do to animals for the sake of a joke. It's sad. Memes seem to be all about unlucky or mistreated animals.
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See above post....no one hurt the mole rat.
Born bald...lives bald...dies bald.
 
ianp5a said:
Yes but they pulled its undies off for the sake of the picture. Would you like naked pictures of yourself being posted all over the Internet?
Look at its embarrassed little expression. The poor thing.
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You have obviously led a sheltered life, loads of females make a fortune having nude pictures of themselves posted all over the place ;):D
 
Nah, they're renowned exhibitionists and prefer going commando. :D
 
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