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bumper sticker seen on a sports car

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End Alcohol Abuse

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And a word or two from Facebork

Not pretty is it?

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Even FB has its uses occasionally :D

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bumper sticker seen on a sports car

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:bat:I'm blonde :bat:
and I just got 98.7% on the tracking thing in my works van for safe driving :p
Including 100% for sticking to speed limits ;)
 
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:bat:I'm blonde :bat:
and I just got 98.7% on the tracking thing (?) in my works van for safe driving :p
Including 100% for sticking to speed limits ;)

hmmmm..........:)
 
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:bat:I'm blonde :bat:
and I just got 98.7% on the tracking thing in my works van for safe driving :p
Including 100% for sticking to speed limits ;)

Telematics and driving the van round the car park doesn't count. :P
 
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not a joke but many years ago a national biscuit maker in reading issued redundancy notices to some of its design staff ,the xmas biscuit tins were sold before someone twigged the pictures were full of hidden porn .i had one but its got lost over the years i believe at one time they were fetching a small fortune DOH
 
Pretty sure I posted that pic, or something very similar on here once

Ah yes, thread members of the house in 2014 :D

Hahaha you searched all the way back? Daft b****r :P
 
A man walked into a zoo.
The only animal in the zoo was a dog.
It was a s***zu.
 
Sorry, the censor-nanny spoils the impact! We've probably seen it here before anyway.
 
We've probably seen it here before anyway.
Only about 10 times :p

BTW if you had spelled it properly ( Shih Tzu) the swear filter would have missed it and we still would have "got it" :D
 
Me tomorrow :D

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Where's the doublepluslike button when you want it?
 
My mate just bought a Pub , and was going to rename it "Prince Charming" or "Goody Two Shoes" ...
I tried to talk him out of it , but he's Adamant






 
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