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I was watching Australian Master Chef last night.
Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered.

I thought... that's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.

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Cobra said:
I was watching Australian Master Chef last night.
Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered.

I thought... that's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.

:coat:
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Almost a complete :facepalm: but not quite.
I must try harder (y)
 
Mrs Nod just shook her head at it!
 
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A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"

"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three doctors are there already!"
 
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I've decided that after dry January, I'm not drinking any more.
 
Having said that, I shall not be drinking any less, either!
 
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