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Mag1cp2x
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Our teacher asked what my favourite creature was.
I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did, fried chicken is my favourite creature.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of the RSPCA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live creature was.
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand, my parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire the most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did, fried chicken is my favourite creature.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of the RSPCA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live creature was.
I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand, my parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire the most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where I am now...
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I had to phone the police last night about a fight going on in the street outside,
The police asked who was fighting and I said two women were fighting and they were fighting over me.
"And you are phoning the police?" was the reply.
"Yes," I said. "The ugly one is winning."
The police asked who was fighting and I said two women were fighting and they were fighting over me.
"And you are phoning the police?" was the reply.
"Yes," I said. "The ugly one is winning."
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On your own on Valentine’s Day tonight and need a bit of cheering up ?
Go to a toy shop and buy a few dozen plastic rings.
Sit at the bar in a fancy restaurant and put a ring in each glass of Champagne when the barman isn’t noticing.
Watch …
Go to a toy shop and buy a few dozen plastic rings.
Sit at the bar in a fancy restaurant and put a ring in each glass of Champagne when the barman isn’t noticing.
Watch …
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The dog ran off last night. I walked around the local park calling his name for 20 minutes but to no avail.
My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo.
It hasn't made any difference, I still can't find the dog.
My wife said I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo.
It hasn't made any difference, I still can't find the dog.
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