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Boris Johnson visited a village in Cornwall and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

“We have two big needs” said the village spokesman. “First we have a health centre but no doctor”

Boris whipped out his mobile phone , spoke for a while and then said “ I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”

The village spokesman replied “ We have no mobile phone reception at all in our village”
 
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