The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Mountkeen]

Dr: we've removed your colon

Me really?

 

[ancient_mariner]

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I have more hair on my chest than head these days.

 

[Cartus]

A friend of mine is getting into food photography and was attempting a shoot using a bowl in a kitchen filled with a mixture of flour, eggs and milk but the results were awful.....

I told him he really needed a pancake lens.

 

[camerassassin]

Have to admit that the thought of a kitchen filled with flour eggs etc is a bit mind boggling

 

[Cobra]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[cymruchris]

 

[camerassassin]

To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

 

[KMPhoto]

I bought my kid an invisibility cloak for Christmas but have decided to send it back.

I couldn't see him wearing it...

(Sorry...)

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Farmerjim]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

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Are you still wearing your Prince Albert ?

 

[Cobra]

Are you still wearing your Prince Albert ?

Might be ....

 

[ancient_mariner]

Are you still wearing your Prince Albert ?

A good friend who used to live in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, once advised me never to search google images for a picture of his town.

 

[Nod]

The residents of THIS Austrian town probably don't get many hits on its website even though the town is probably Googled more than most... (Town name NSFW...)

 

[welshwizard645]

The residents of THIS Austrian town probably don't get many hits on its website even though the town is probably Googled more than most... (Town name NSFW...)

A beer has been named after this village and because the beer is light it is a ‘Hell’, authorities tried to ban it but the brewery (which is in Germany) prevailed....if you google expletive Hell beer you’ll see it.

 

[ancient_mariner]

The residents of THIS Austrian town probably don't get many hits on its website even though the town is probably Googled more than most... (Town name NSFW...)

I was always amused that Badgers Mount and Pratts Bottom were so close together.....

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Time to get bacon the road again ?

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Cobra]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[Cobra]

 

[mex]

I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive until I swam with sharks, cost me an arm and a leg.

 

[camerassassin]

 

[john.margetts]

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Go back? I've never stopped.

 

[Nod]

I was always amused that Badgers Mount and Pratts Bottom were so close together.....

Worrying how close Brown Willy is to Cat's Hole (on Bodmin Moor.)