The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )

[Cobra]

Try it now

Still no.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Still no.

Video link works for me.

 

[Cobra]

Video link works for me.

The link works but still no image.

Bored now anyway

 

[DorsetDude]

I came across this on the internet, I really think I have seen everything now!

(PS: I’m hoping it won’t attract any 'likes' )View attachment 253529

Thats like a breath of fresh air in this stale old thread of reposts.

 

[camerassassin]

 

[Cobra]

We've not had a Chuck Norris for awhile ...

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in a critical condition.

 

[Graham]

 

[kendo1]

Have you tried searching Google for "lost medieval servant boy"?

All I get is "Page Not Found"...

 

[Cobra]

All I get is "Page Not Found"...

You need to try another Serf engine

 

[mikew]

Google mail sending out more interesting advertising mails now.

 

[Dale_tem]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[Gremlin]

 

[DorsetDude]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 10 people. Then it exploded.

 

[mex]

A friend asked me where I see myself in a year, " no idea" I told her "I don't have 20/20 vision".

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

A man is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. The midget drags a small stepladder over, and climbs up to admire the man's private parts close up. "Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Freaked out, but flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "I know this is a strange request," says the little guy, "but would you mind if I touched them?" Again, the man is taken aback, but seeing no real harm in it, consents. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump."

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[DorsetDude]

My mate with a stutter was telling me about his Nana.

By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude.

 

[scottishguy]

 

[Doc]

 

[mex]

 

[Steep]

 

[Cobra]

 

[Graham]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

A very good magician has hypnotised an entire audience. He has them under his complete control and they are willing do whatever he tells them to do. Unfortunately, at the vital moment, he trips over the microphone cord, lands on his ass and says, "S**t!"

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[scottishguy]

 

[G.K.Jnr.]

 

[mex]

 

[camerassassin]

 

[scottishguy]

 

[mikew]

 

[Box Brownie]

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Oh dear, where will the glsh Lang b in fewt!

 

[scottishguy]

 

[scottishguy]