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The Official TP Funnies thread ( Jokes Memes etc )
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I do that anyway!In keeping with the subject, you should be angrily blaming Cobra for ruining your life forever.
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thought it looked familiar!
You and lots of others too apparently
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Well we can't all be wrong!
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“You'll be fine," the Doctor said at the post op check up after the young woman's surgery.
“But,” she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon’s face reddened and he hesitated before he began to reply.
The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that until now no one has ever asked me that after a tonsillectomy.”
“But,” she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon’s face reddened and he hesitated before he began to reply.
The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that until now no one has ever asked me that after a tonsillectomy.”
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Humans fancy themselves as apex predators...
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So this is what you get up too then
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Ok im an old guy but my memory is not that bad.
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A mate of ours has a rodent problem and a borrowed air rifle. And this in his inbox!!!
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We were sat in the garden when a seagull took a dump on my mother-in-law's head.
My wife said, "Quick, get some tissues."
I said, "There's no point, it's too far away to wipe its arse now."
My wife said, "Quick, get some tissues."
I said, "There's no point, it's too far away to wipe its arse now."
