There are lots of house rules - hence my discouraging casual visitors.
For example...
- No children without asking before bringing them in (they will be told to use the back room)
- I almost got chucked out because I moved a chair between tables.
- One order not two; if you order food separately you won't get served until absolutely everyone else has been served.
- the landlord hates mobile phones with passion. If a phone goes off and he doesn't know you, then he will take your phone off you and drop it in your drink as a hint that you are no longer welcome. If he knows you or you are part of a group and therefore should know better, then your phone gets nailed to a board.
- if you complain about your beer then the landlord will offer to have a look, then proceed to knock back the whole glass in one draft and announce there was nothing wrong with it. I've seen it happen and it left the customer speechless. He gets very few complaints about the beer

- there's a legend that he has a six pack of lager "in case that Dutch Bird comes back"; sadly it is only a legend as he does serve lager, but it could easily be true.
- He didn't have a pub sign until recently; allegedly it is a requirement of his licence to have one - the best part of this story is definitely true - he commissioned the pub sign as an enlargement of the wallpaper which lines the corridor to the ladies toilets.
It's a wonderful pub.
But it's his pub and he runs it by his rules.