The Damned awful pun thread!

[ancient_mariner]

I am the linesman for the county.

 

[Cobra]

Rubber bullets ( county jail) ...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Life is a minestrone (10cc)

 

[Cobra]

This is my life ..

 

[ancient_mariner]

A day in the life

 

[Cobra]

That'll be the day (ooops)

 

[ancient_mariner]

Goodbye love

 

[Cobra]

Goodbye to Jane

 

[ancient_mariner]

Cum on feel the noiz

 

[Cobra]

Cum Come on Eileen?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Cum Come on Eileen?

That nearly got you thrown out, didn't it?

Come on everybody!

 

[hunnymonster]

Everybody loves me baby

 

[Mr Badger]

Everybody Needs Somebody To Love.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUgavzoYKZI

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Everybody hurts

 

[hunnymonster]

Every little thing she does is magic

 

[Mag1cp2x]

She loves you
Yeah Yeah Yeah

 

[kennethwfd]

What now, my love

 

[Cobra]

Love me tender love me true

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

True love ways

 

[Nod]

True!

 

[Cobra]

Tell me lies, sweet little lies

 

[Nod]

Liar! (Sex Pistols)

 

[Mr Badger]

True (Spandau Ballet)

 

[Cobra]

True love ways

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

True

 

[Cobra]

True

Bit norty that Bob

A dream come true .. Elton

 

[Nod]

True!

True (Spandau Ballet)

True

3 times in 6 posts - was that a record?

 

[Cobra]

3 times in 6 posts - was that a record?

I think so

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

True love ways

True love ways

I only did it coz @Cobra Did it

 

[Cobra]

I only did it coz @Cobra Did it

F'IT

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Bit norty that Bob

A dream come true .. Elton

True romance

 

[Cobra]

(yep I nearly did it again I hope no one was watching )

Endless love

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The Blue lagoon (not the chip shop)

 

[Cobra]

Blue lagoon

Not quite sure how that fits?

Blue moon

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Not quite sure how that fits?

Brooke Shields did endless love and the blue lagoon

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Blue suede shoes

 

[Nod]

Blue Moon.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Soldier Blue

 

[Cobra]

Brooke Shields did endless love and the blue lagoon

Far too modern for me

Blue moon

Blue Moon.

FFS Nod keep up

Soldier Blue

In the navy

 

[Nod]

FFS Nod keep up

I waited for 3 posts!!!