The Damned awful pun thread!

[hunnymonster]

60-second song for a bank with the words "may we help you today?"

 

[Cobra]

Yesterday

 

[hunnymonster]

Take me to tomorrow

 

[Cobra]

Tomorrow never dies ( Oooops )

 

[ancient_mariner]

Strawberry fields forever

 

[Cobra]

Forever and ever ( some large Greek guy iirc )

 

[Nod]

Battle Of Evermore.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

War of the worlds

 

[nilagin]

War pigs

 

[Cobra]

War? Huh! What is it good for?

 

[Nod]

(Absolutely) Nothing Compares To You!

 

[Cobra]

Nothing really matters ...

 

[nilagin]

Everything in its right place

 

[Cobra]

We'll find a place of our own
(topical )

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Somewhere

 

[Cobra]

Over the rainbow

 

[Nod]

It's Over... (If only!!!)

 

[hunnymonster]

William Tell Overture

 

[nilagin]

I can't tell you why.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Tell me the old old story

 

[hunnymonster]

The night they drove ol' Dixie down

 

[nilagin]

Lay me down Dixie

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Way down yonder in New Orleans

 

[Cobra]

The witch queen of New Orleans

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Queen of hearts (Dave Edmunds)

 

[Cobra]

A heart in new york

 

[Nod]

Fairytale Of New York.

 

[Cobra]

New York New York ( so good they named it twice)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Lullaby of Broadway

 

[Cobra]

You've been talking in your sleep

 

[Nod]

No. Sleep. .Til Brooklyn!

 

[Cobra]

No more Mr. Nice guy

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Jealous guy

 

[Cobra]

Song for guy

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Sing a song of sixpence

 

[Cobra]

Song sung blue

 

[kennethwfd]

She wore blue velvet

 

[Cobra]

She Wears Red Feathers and a Huly-Huly Skirt

 

[ancient_mariner]

She wore an itsy bitsty, teeny weeny, yellow polkadot bikini.

 

[Cobra]

Coward of the county ( Folks just called him Yellow)

( with a nod to Kenny Rogers)