The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

Too soon?

Just a tad

China in your hand.

He's got the whole world in his hands

 

[hunnymonster]

Sweet Caroline (buh buh buhhhhhhh)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Song sung blue....

 

[Cobra]

She's got Diamonds on the sole of her shoes
Tenuous

 

[hunnymonster]

Kneel at the Feet of Jesus
Willie Nelson · 1971

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Losing my religion...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Gimmee that old time religion

https://soundcloud.com/richard-teare%2F07-give-me-that-old-time-religion

View: https://soundcloud.com/richard-teare/07-give-me-that-old-time-religion

 

[nilagin]

Give me one good reason.

 

[hunnymonster]

Rhymes & reasons (John Denver, must have been 1970 or -71)

 

[ancient_mariner]

The Ryhme Of The Ancient Mariner

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Home thoughts from abroad

 

[nilagin]

Mama I'm coming home

 

[Mr Badger]

The Ryhme Of The Ancient Mariner

Albatross

Mama I'm coming home

Mama Weer All Crazee Now

 

[ancient_mariner]

Mama Weer All Crazee Now

Stormy petrel on a stick?

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Bridge over troubled water

 

[hunnymonster]

Age of Aquarius (5th dimension)

 

[nilagin]

Gemini Dream

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Leo sayer

 

[Mr Badger]

Float On (The Floaters)

 

[Nod]

Shine ON You Crazy Diamond.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Baubles, bangles and beads

 

[Cobra]

Lipstick powder and paint

 

[Nod]

Girls Talk.

 

[Cobra]

You've been talking in your sleep

 

[Nod]

Shut Up!

 

[Cobra]

SHOUT!

 

[Nod]

YMCA (all upper case!)

 

[Cobra]

D.I.V.O.R.C.E
Billy Connolly had the best version

 

[Nod]

If It Wuznae Fur Yah Wellies...

 

[Mr Badger]

These Boots Were Made For Walking

 

[nilagin]

Crocodile shoes

 

[Nod]

See Ya Later, Alligator!

 

[ancient_mariner]

Gubye to Jayne

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Walking back to happiness

 

[hunnymonster]

Happiness (Ken Dodd)

 

[ancient_mariner]

I'm H.A.P.P.Y.

 

[nilagin]

Love and happiness.

 

[Mr Badger]

What The World Needs Now is Love/Abraham, Martin and John.

(if you've not heard this version before, then do give it a listen)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y36L2EIYlMQ

 

[nilagin]

Eyes of the World

 

[Cobra]

I only have eyes for you