The Damned awful pun thread!

[ancient_mariner]

Take a chance on me.

 

[hunnymonster]

Take on me

 

[Cobra]

Me. myself I

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

All by myself....

 

[ancient_mariner]

I did it my way

 

[nilagin]

Oops, I did it again

 

[hunnymonster]

Alone again or (Love)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I think we're alone now....

 

[Cobra]

Only the lonely

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

only you

 

[hunnymonster]

You are the wind beneath my wings

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W47NAhGME4

 

[hunnymonster]

Empty C-hairs (Don McLean, American Pie, 1971)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7Zkkucos8

 

[hunnymonster]

Down Down Deeper & Down

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Down Under......

 

[hunnymonster]

Under the boardwalk

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Chasing pavements

 

[hunnymonster]

Chasing cars

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I'm in love with my car

 

[ancient_mariner]

Start me up

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

False start

 

[ancient_mariner]

Would I lie to you, baby?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sweet little lies

 

[ancient_mariner]

Pour your sugar on me.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Lick me dry

 

[nilagin]

Dry your eyes

 

[kennethwfd]

Drove my Chevy to the Levee, but the Levee was dry (American Pie again)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I drove all night

 

[Nod]

All Night Long?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Dreamer

 

[Nod]

Nightmare...

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I have a dream

 

[nilagin]

One Vision

 

[Cobra]

I can see clearly now

 

[nilagin]

Cheap sunglasses

 

[jakeblu]

Blinded by the light....

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Run to the sun

 

[Cobra]

Bat out of hell

 

[nilagin]

Bat out of hell

China in your hand.




Too soon?