The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Young at heart.

 

[hunnymonster]

Alone

 

[kennethwfd]

Solitaire

 

[Nod]

Hole In My Shoe.

(Well, one of them! <Edit!!!)

 

[Nod]

P-p-p-p-poker Face.

 

[hunnymonster]

First time ever I saw your face

 

[Cobra]

Maggie May ( Rod Stewart and the faces)

 

[nilagin]

May this be love.

 

[Cobra]

Love train

 

[nilagin]

Last train to London

 

[Cobra]

Waterloo sunset

 

[Nod]

Laguna Sunrise.

 

[Cobra]

Sun arise bring in da morning

 

[nilagin]

Don't bring me down

 

[Cobra]

Tie me Kangaroo down sport

 

[nilagin]

The ties that bind

 

[Mr Badger]

One

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk6y6p3ZI80

 

[Cobra]

One

Eh?

Call me Number one

 

[nilagin]

Looking out for No. 1

 

[Nod]

The Number Of The Beast.

 

[nilagin]

Singing winds crying beasts

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The lion sleeps tonight

 

[ancient_mariner]

Sleepy time time

 

[Nod]

Wake Up, Little Susie.

 

[hunnymonster]

Finnegan's Wake

 

[ancient_mariner]

There was an old man called Michael Finnegan

 

[nilagin]

My old man's a dust man

 

[ancient_mariner]

Down the dustpipe

 

[nilagin]

Heaven is a half pipe

 

[ancient_mariner]

Three steps to heaven

 

[nilagin]

(I'm not your) Steppin' Stone.

 

[Cockney]

EMI.

 

[Mr Badger]

Eh?

Well, how many ties do people normally wear at the same time? I think you'll find the answer is one! Besides, it's a cracking song.

Anyway, onward and upward..

Decca Cards (record label pun reply to EMI).

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Viva Las Vegas

 

[hunnymonster]

Berkeley Woman

 

[Nod]

Devil Woman.

 

[nilagin]

Devil inside

 

[Cobra]

Devil gate drive

 

[ancient_mariner]

Baby driver

 

[Cobra]

Baby driver

(Again )


Bye bye baby ( again )