The Damned awful pun thread!

[Bobsyeruncle]

Doris

 

[Cockney]

Yesterday

 

[Cobra]

Will you still love me tomorrow

 

[nilagin]

Not a Chance.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Not a Chance.

Take a chance

 

[Cobra]

Chance on the moor
chance en amour

 

[Nod]

This Is A Love Song.

 

[hunnymonster]

Love me tender

 

[ancient_mariner]

Love is a battlefield

 

[Cobra]

(K)nights in white satin

 

[hunnymonster]

Sitting down here (Lene Marlin - "satin"/"sat in")

 

[Nod]

Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay.

 

[Cobra]

Bye bye Bay-be

 

[Nod]

Baby Love.

 

[Cobra]

See my baby jive

 

[hunnymonster]

That's what I like (Jive Bunny)

 

[Nod]

Reminds me of a family wedding about 25 years ago where a 12 year old cousin of Mrs Nod's came out with the immortal line "I 'ate fookin' jave boony!" in broad Yorkshire at about 11 (volume) just as the room went silent.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Like a virgin.

 

[hunnymonster]

Let it be (feat. Mother Mary action)

 

[Nod]

No Parties In Heaven? LET ME OUT!!!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Who let the dogs out...

 

[Nod]

@woof woof !

 

[nilagin]

Bark at the moon

 

[hunnymonster]

Whole of the Moon

 

[nilagin]

Whole lotta Rosie

 

[ancient_mariner]

Rosanna

 

[hunnymonster]

Africa (both tracks on Toto IV)

 

[Nod]

Poison Ivy...

 

[Mr Badger]

Itchy-coo Park

 

[hunnymonster]

Parklife

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Live is life

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Hey life, look at me

 

[nilagin]

Take a look at me now.

 

[kennethwfd]

It's now or never

 

[nilagin]

Never in a million years

 

[ancient_mariner]

Time in a bottle.

 

[Nod]

Time.

 

[hunnymonster]

Time to say goodbye

 

[Nod]

Goodbye, Cruel World.

 

[hunnymonster]

World of our own