The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cockney]

Who are you?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Who, are you?

Yes I am, Dr to you though....

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Oh doctor I'm in trouble

 

[Nod]

Papa, Don't Preach.

 

[Gremlin]

Son of a preacher man

 

[nilagin]

Breakin' the law (Judas Priest)

 

[Nod]

Jailbreak.

 

[nilagin]

Teenage jail

 

[Cobra]

Teenage rampage

 

[nilagin]

I predict a riot

 

[Cockney]

Anarchy in the uk?

 

[hunnymonster]

God save the Queen (Sex Pistols)

 

[nilagin]

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

 

[Mag1cp2x]

This is the captain of your heart

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Oliver's army....

 

[nilagin]

Seven nation army

 

[Cobra]

Seven tears

 

[nilagin]

Tears of a clown

 

[hunnymonster]

Send in the clowns

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Kathy's clown

 

[Cockney]

Death of a clown.

 

[Gremlin]

Murder on the Dance Floor

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Taggart... " thurs been a murdur"..

 

[Mr Badger]

The Laughing Policeman

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sting

 

[Cockney]

The entertainer.

 

[Mr Badger]

That's Entertainment

 

[Cockney]

News of the world.

 

[nilagin]

Here is the news

 

[Cockney]

Who wants yesterdays papers?

 

[nilagin]

Who wants to live forever

 

[Gremlin]

Forever Young

 

[Cockney]

The young ones.

 

[nilagin]

One vision

 

[Cockney]

One?

 

[Gremlin]

5-4-3-2-one

 

[Cockney]

6345789

 

[nilagin]

Two out of 3 ain't bad

 

[Mr Badger]

You Can Have My Private Number

 

[nilagin]

Billy don't you lose my number