The Damned awful pun thread!

[Gremlin]

Black is Black

 

[Nod]

Fade to Grey.

 

[nilagin]

Fade away and radiate.

 

[hunnymonster]

Look away look away

 

[nilagin]

Looking out for No. 1

 

[hunnymonster]

Tide is High (feat. lyric "I'm gonna be your number one")

 

[nilagin]

High on emotion

 

[Mr Badger]

I Second That Emotion

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Don’t cry for me Argentina

 

[nilagin]

It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry.

 

[Cobra]

No woman no cry

 

[nilagin]

Gold dust woman

 

[Cobra]

Band of gold

 

[Nod]

Band on the Run.

 

[nilagin]

No place to run

 

[Nod]

Except To the Hills!

 

[nilagin]

Over the hills and faraway

 

[Mag1cp2x]

It's all over now

 

[Cobra]

Its #1 all over the heavens

 

[munch]

Heaven knows i'm miserable now.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

To know know him

 

[MatBin]

Jesus I know him

 

[Nod]

Imagination...

 

[Cobra]

Imagine

 

[nilagin]

Dreaming of 4000

 

[Nod]

Piece of Mind.

 

[nilagin]

I can't see your face in my mind

 

[Cobra]

Brain Damage

 

[hunnymonster]

Brain Salad Surgery (ELP about 1973)

 

[Cobra]

Mac the knife

 

[nilagin]

Cuts like a knife

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

First cut is the deepest

 

[nilagin]

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

 

[Cockney]

Between the buttons.

 

[nilagin]

Between the wheels

 

[Cockney]

Disraeli gears?

 

[nilagin]

5ive gears in reverse

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Italian tanks....

 

[Cockney]

Tanks for the memories.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Forget him