The Damned awful pun thread!

[Cobra]

Ffs Chris....

I don't know that one Bob?

 

[hunnymonster]

Don't Try to Lay No Boogie Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll

If this is rock'n'roll, I want my old job back (Saw Doctors)

 

[Cobra]

Its only rock and roll but I like it

 

[Mr Badger]

I don't know that one Bob?

Perhaps it was one by China Chris is?

Like Black Man Ray?

 

[Cobra]

Perhaps it was one by China Chris is?

Very clever but we've moved on since then, turn the page,

 

[nilagin]

Blindman

 

[hunnymonster]

Rocket Man

 

[Mr Badger]

Very clever but we've moved on since then, turn the page,

I'm sorry, I have a cold!

Will you lot slow down

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Slow train to dawn

 

[Mr Badger]

Rock It (Herbie Hancock)

 

[Mr Badger]

Slow train to gorgia

Shut up... it's bloody rockets now!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Shaddap you face

 

[hunnymonster]

First time ever I saw your face

 

[nilagin]

The first cut is the deepest.

 

[Mr Badger]

River Deep Mountain High.

 

[Gremlin]

hi ho silver lining

 

[Mr Badger]

Remember (Walking in the Sand) (Jeff Beck being the link here)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjdkjGwGJQc

 

[hunnymonster]

Circle in the sand

 

[nilagin]

Remember (Walking in the Sand) (Jeff Beck being the link here)

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjdkjGwGJQc

First Time (Robin Beck)

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Time after time

 

[Mr Badger]

Hourglass

(Time and sand)

 

[Gremlin]

breaking glass

 

[nilagin]

I love the sound of breaking glass.

 

[Gremlin]

stoned in love with you

 

[Mr Badger]

Stone Free

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Born free

 

[Mr Badger]

Free Bird

 

[hunnymonster]

The Eagle & the Hawk

 

[Mr Badger]

Fly Like An Eagle.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f7eZ8cHpM

 

[nilagin]

Fly Like An Eagle.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f7eZ8cHpM

Sammy Hagar agrees, Eagles Fly.

 

[hunnymonster]

Eagles and horses

 

[nilagin]

Who's gonna ride your wild horses?

 

[Gremlin]

Ghost rider in the sky

 

[nilagin]

Ghost of a chance

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Ghosts in the machine

 

[Mr Badger]

Amityville (The House on the Hill)

 

[Nod]

Ernie.

 

[Cockney]

No milk today.

 

[Nod]

Milk and Alcohol.

 

[nilagin]

Don't drink the water.