The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Too much time on my hands.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I wanna hold your hand....

 

[ancient_mariner]

I want to Runaway

 

[nilagin]

I want it all

 

[Gremlin]

All or nothing

 

[hunnymonster]

Money for nothing

 

[ancient_mariner]

Lawyers, guns and money.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Don't take your guns to town....

 

[MatBin]

In the sky with diamonds

 

[nilagin]

Above the clouds

 

[Gremlin]

starry starry night

 

[Mag1cp2x]

The night has a thousand eyes

 

[ancient_mariner]

The day thou gavest Lord has ended.

 

[nilagin]

A new day has come.

 

[Cobra]

Day .Oh! Daaaaaaaay Oooooh!
Daylight come and I wanna Goooo Hoooooom!

(Own up you sung that in your head Harry Belafonte style didn't you? )

 

[nilagin]

Day .Oh! Daaaaaaaay Oooooh!
Daylight come and I wanna Goooo Hoooooom!

(Own up you sung that in your head Harry Belafonte style didn't you? )

Home by the sea.

(Yes and I come through the window)

 

[Mag1cp2x]

Running outta time, we're chasing the light

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Chasing cars is better....

 

[nilagin]

Have you been Chasing Rainbows again.

 

[Gremlin]

I can sing a rainbow

 

[hunnymonster]

Up above the streets and houses....

 

[Cobra]

House of the rising sun

 

[Nod]

You Are My Sunshine...

 

[hunnymonster]

Bring me sunshine

 

[Cobra]

Bring me sunshine

Bring me my bow of burning gold

 

[nilagin]

Bring me my bow of burning gold

Burn your house down

 

[hunnymonster]

Auld Lang Syne (author: R Burns)

 

[Cobra]

we sang shang-a-lang

(I'm embarrassed now )

 

[Nod]

Ramalamadingdong.

 

[Cobra]

My Ding-a-ling

 

[Nod]

Two Little Boys.

 

[Cobra]

Two Little Boys.

OUCH!

Little by little

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Little lies

 

[Cobra]

Lying eyes

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Angel eyes

 

[Gremlin]

Just call me angel in the morning

 

[Cobra]

My sweet angel

 

[Gremlin]

sweet child of mine

 

[Cobra]

Sweet talking guy

 

[hunnymonster]

Sweet talkin' woman (ELO)