The Damned awful pun thread!

I'm shuffling through the Texas sand but my head's in Mississippi.
 
Sea side Shuffle
 
Oh Sandy !
:D
 
Don't go Breaking My Heart.
 
Elton John is not, apparently, a toilet in Kent!
 
Back off Boogaloo
:D
 
Never on a Sunday!
 
Sunday girl
 
Saturday night's alright
 
Saturday night fever
 
Chanson d'amour (ra da da da da)

I could swear it was Chance on the moor

:coat:
 
that's amore'
 
If we're going with iffy ey-tie the Shadduppa your face.
 
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