The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

These boots are made for walking.

 

[Mr Badger]

Ideal for Walking to New Orleans

 

[ancient_mariner]

I'm shuffling through the Texas sand but my head's in Mississippi.

 

[Cobra]

Sea side Shuffle

 

[nilagin]

Sea side Shuffle

Is that where 10cc have the dreadlock holiday?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside

 

[nilagin]

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside

Freddie and the boys will meet you there. They like a seaside rendezvous.

 

[Cobra]

Oh Sandy !

 

[nilagin]

Oh Sandy !

As it's you, that has to be Antique Sandy.

 

[Cobra]

As it's you, that has to be Antique Sandy.

Look at me I'm Sandra D

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

I prefer kiki d

 

[Nod]

Don't go Breaking My Heart.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Elton John is not, apparently, a toilet in Kent!

 

[Cobra]

Back off Boogaloo

 

[hunnymonster]

Pop looks Bach (aka Ski Sunday theme)

 

[Cobra]

Never on a Sunday!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Sunday Sunday....

 

[Cobra]

Sunday girl

 

[Gremlin]

Saturday night's alright

 

[Cobra]

Saturday night fever

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Alright alright alright.....one of the first singles I bought

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Alright alright alright.....one of the first singles I bought

Too slow....

 

[Cobra]

one of the first singles I bought

Would that have been on a Saturday by any chance?

 

[hunnymonster]

Take a chance on me

 

[Cobra]

Chanson d'amour (ra da da da da)

I could swear it was Chance on the moor

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Oh l'amour

 

[Cobra]

that's amore'

 

[ancient_mariner]

If we're going with iffy ey-tie the Shadduppa your face.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Face value

 

[hunnymonster]

First time ever I saw your face

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Time after time

 

[hunnymonster]

How long has this been going on?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

On and on

 

[hunnymonster]

On my way home

 

[ancient_mariner]

On top of old smokie.

 

[hunnymonster]

Livin' next door to Alice

 

[ancient_mariner]

Livin' on a prayer.

 

[Mag1cp2x]

That’s living alright

 

[ancient_mariner]

That’s living alright

Nope - that's just Passing The Time.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

The time...