The Damned awful pun thread!

[nilagin]

Rock and Roll ain't Noise Pollution

 

[Gremlin]

I know it's only rock 'n' roll but I like it

 

[nilagin]

Smells like teen spirit

 

[Mr Badger]

There's a ghost in my house.

 

[nilagin]

There's a ghost in my house.

There isn't in Our House.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Is it a little house on the prairie?

 

[Mr Badger]

Or a Country House (a very big house in the country)?

 

[nilagin]

Or a Country House (a very big house in the country)?

Would that be In a Big Country?

 

[ancient_mariner]

Would that be In a Big Country?

By any Chance?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Take a chance on me

 

[MatBin]

So long as we meet under the clock at Waterloo

 

[nilagin]

Are you the supertrooper?

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Leave a light on

 

[Mr Badger]

You Can Leave Your Hat On, too!

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Wherever I lay my hat

 

[Mr Badger]

All around my hat.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Love is all around

 

[nilagin]

Love is a battlefield.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Through the barricades

 

[nilagin]

Battle of Marston Moor

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Wuthering heights

 

[Nod]

Cathy's Clown.

 

[nilagin]

Send in the Clowns.

 

[Gremlin]

Ha! Ha! Said the clown

 

[Nod]

So did the Laughing Policeman!

 

[Mr Badger]

and the Laughing Gnome

 

[nilagin]

In the Land of Make Believe.

 

[ancient_mariner]

Along with Barbie girl in her Barbie world.

 

[Nod]

Do Ye Ken John Peel?

 

[Mr Badger]

Do Ye Ken John Peel?

Not if it's played at the wrong speed. (John Peel joke).

 

[ancient_mariner]

That might cause some Technical Difficulties.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn-wj4pRpIE

 

[Nod]

Comfortably Numb...

 

[ancient_mariner]

Comfortably Numb...

Not sure where the pun was, but I Wish You Were Here.

 

[Nod]

There's a big chunk in the middle of that piece that's hugely reminiscent of CN.

Here being In a Cave Grooving Together With Several Species of Small Furry Animals - With a Pict?

 

[ancient_mariner]

There's a big chunk in the middle of that piece that's hugely reminiscent of CN.

Here being In a Cave Grooving Together With Several Species of Small Furry Animals - With a Pict?

Thanks. Time to take a wander down Arnold Lane I reckon.

 

[Mr Badger]

Where you might See Emily Play

 

[Cockney]

Ah, the wanderer .

 

[nilagin]

Walk on the Wild side

 

[ancient_mariner]

Walk this way.

 

[Gremlin]

Walking on the moon