Straying off topic, thread evolver

We can close this thread now, the joke thread seems to have taken over its role...
 
I don't have a cat ,but Mary had a little lamb and every where that Mary went the lamb followed ,she crossed the road ,the lamb followed and got run over by a speeding car ,the vets bills were so high due to the economic situation in Greece that Mary had to have her lamb for Sunday dinner ,she got gastro enteritis from that and due to the state of our national health service under the Tories ,she was left on a hospital trolley for six hours covered in her own poo which she dubbed Winnie. Which also happens to be the name of nelsons wife and he won the battle of trafalgar :thinking:
 
the black fox said:
I don't have a cat ,but Mary had a little lamb and every where that Mary went the lamb followed ,she crossed the road ,the lamb followed and got run over by a speeding car ,the vets bills were so high due to the economic situation in Greece that Mary had to have her lamb for Sunday dinner ,she got gastro enteritis from that and due to the state of our national health service under the Tories ,she was left on a hospital trolley for six hours covered in her own poo which she dubbed Winnie. Which also happens to be the name of nelsons wife and he won the battle of trafalgar :thinking:
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Makes perfect sense to me.
 
viv1969 said:
Hope you put out the fire in thyme :)
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I see we're showing the herb puns some lovage today. Let's keep the potty talk at bay and hope it doesn't become too unsavory.
 
Getting there.....

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The neck tie originated in Croatia. Indeed, the word 'cravat' derives from 'Croat'.

The fashion of wearing coloured cloth around the neck was popularised by Croat mercenaries serving in Napoleon's army, and thus spread through Europe.
 
The Chinese invented maaany many things that are often assumed to have been from elsewhere.
 
i think the it was definitely the greeks that invented greek fire ,i had a couple of aldi greek style yoghurts last night and my firkin arse is alight today :arghh::arghh::arghh::arghh:
 
viv1969 said:
The Chinese invented maaany many things that are often assumed to have been from elsewhere.
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I have a friend who goes to China every year as that is were he is from, and when he comes back he brings allsorts back. He tried to get hold of an obsolete part, for his old motorbike. A workshop over there, made a copy up for him there and then. They don't beat about the bush there, if you can pay for it, they make it for you..
 
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jonbeeza said:
I have a friend who goes to China every year as that is were he is from, and when he comes back he brings allsorts back. He tried to get hold of an obsolete part, for his old motorbike. A workshop over there, made a copy up for him there and then. They don't beat about the bush there, if you can pay for it, they make it for you..
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They have an uncanny knack of copying other car manufacturers vehicles and putting their own badges on them too.
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jonbeeza said:
Especially the wind bit, something to do with the elements :thinking:
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Well yes wind is an element, have you never seen the 5th element?
Its worth watching if only to see a scantily clad Milla Jovovich. :D
 
Cobra said:
Well yes wind is an element, have you never seen the 5th element?
Its worth watching if only to see a scantily clad Milla Jovovich. :D
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OH YES a definite wang piece k or g its all chinese to me
 
My mate is going over to China soon, he is going to get some motorbike engine parts made up for him. No idea how he manages to bring them back into the UK :thinking:
 
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