Straying off topic, thread evolver

Oh your gods... Are we getting into corny puns agrain?
 
Don't make me do this please don't...

Oh Ok then, I am amazed Spelt aMaized how some people try and raise a Rye smile, I find it quite Bulger TBH
In fact I'd go as far as to say that its quite Freekeh!

Corny enough for you?
 
Cobra said:
Don't make me do this please don't...

Oh Ok then, I am amazed Spelt aMaized how some people try and raise a Rye smile, I find it quite Bulger TBH
In fact I'd go as far as to say that its quite Freekeh!

Corny enough for you?
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There was an over weight Lodger
who had a rather large todger

He was a grump
as he can't hump

He thought he was horny
turned out he was Corny
 
Cobra said:
I won't say I told you so ...
Ok Maybe I will ..
Told you so :p
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Oh well not seen his profile on any threads, so not likely to bump into him on this thread. Phew, so long as I did not accidentally hit the @ .....Button. I don't believe it said Victor Meldrew. As I hit the @ symbol a member named Button flashed up lol
 
jonbeeza said:
Oh well not seen his profile on any threads, so not likely to bump into him on this thread. Phew, so long as I did not accidentally hit the @ .....Button. I don't believe it said Victor Meldrew. As I hit the @ symbol a member named Button flashed up lol
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LOL as long as you don't hit the post button they will never know :)
 
Well I think something has crawled inside me and died

I almost just gassed myself to death just now :eek:
 
Cobra said:
DAMN! there goes another server hamster :(
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I wondered what that tickling feeling was

♪ ♫ it wasn't the grass that tickled my ass it was the server hamster.... magic moments... ♪ ♫
 
Ok so who thought not feeling pain was good :banghead: I have a high tolerance to pain
Today for a change I decided to do some baking for a picnic later this week,
rather then buying stuff :D
So had to pop out in the car just now and noticed I have a large burn mark on my arm !!!
How the hell did that get there, I never felt a thing
 
Gremlin said:
Ok so who thought not feeling pain was good :banghead: I have a high tolerance to pain
Today for a change I decided to do some baking for a picnic later this week,
rather then buying stuff :D
So had to pop out in the car just now and noticed I have a large burn mark on my arm !!!
How the hell did that get there, I never felt a thing
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I used to work in catering, at the end of the shift I would be covered in burns. I did not even remember how it happened, when your mind is elsewhere thats what happens.
 
jonbeeza said:
I used to work in catering, at the end of the shift I would be covered in burns. I did not even remember how it happened, when your mind is elsewhere thats what happens.
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Not sure shattering your elbow and thinking it's just badly bruised comes in the same category though:arghh:
Took me 3 days to decide I really should get it checked out :facepalm:
 
Gremlin said:
Not sure shattering your elbow and thinking it's just badly bruised comes in the same category though:arghh:
Took me 3 days to decide I really should get it checked out :facepalm:
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When I was eleven I broke my arm, and it did not hurt one bit. My mum and the doctor did not believe I had broken it, because I was not balling about. The doctor said, what makes you think you have broken it. I said, because it wont work :) finally sent me for an Xray, to confirm it was broken.
 
and on and on and on ,what am i doing on here at this time of the night
 
Keith W said:
Yup

After my fire galley I have just sat here and eaten a load of rosemary crackers & Philadelphia
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I would not put Rosemary on Crackers, she is far too nice for that. But I agree, she is a little Crackers :)
 
Keith W said:
Yup

After my fire galley I have just sat here and eaten a load of rosemary crackers & Philadelphia
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Hope you put out the fire in thyme :-)
 
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