Straying off topic, thread evolver

surely in my grasp of newtons law is correct ( it might have been someone else's who cares) that a object dropped from a higher point will increase its terminal velocity ,even more so if its heavier to start with ,so standing on the bog legs spread and letting one rip will surely result an enormous splash ,unless it has klingon capabilities which slows the initial descent rather like a rocket ships retro blasters .hmmmmmmm .
 
the black fox said:
surely in my grasp of newtons law is correct ( it might have been someone else's who cares) that a object dropped from a higher point will increase its terminal velocity ,even more so if its heavier to start with ,so standing on the bog legs spread and letting one rip will surely result an enormous splash ,unless it has klingon capabilities which slows the initial descent rather like a rocket ships retro blasters .hmmmmmmm .
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A bowling ball and a feather, drop at the same speed, but I would rather the feather landed on my foot :rolleyes:
 
Keith W said:
Indeed

Paid for early morning delivery & they turn up at 14:30!!

Had a conference call at 3 so I am now still sat here completing what I could have had done this morning
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I could have got all my paperwork sorted out, and then fix the leaking sink. Instead I opted for two Coffees, and a long sit down :rolleyes:
 
jonbeeza said:
A bowling ball and a feather, drop at the same speed
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Only in a vacuum. And besides, it's not the velocity that hurts, but the change in momentum, so the mass of the object is relevant.
 
Llamaman said:
the mass of the object is relevant.
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Or like the point of something hurts because it has a small radius. A bit like being stood on by a woman in high heels, it would hurt but it might be nice :rolleyes:
 
Llamaman said:
On the toilet
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Just been the toilet in the hospital, must be the cleanest toilet I have ever used. Cleaner than a hotel even.

I made sure it stayed that way, as I left.

TOILET TALK AGAIN !
 
Cobra said:
Talking to yourself ( about it) as well
I wonder Sigmund Freud would make of that?
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Whatever he said it would be bum based :D
 
And we all know the old joke about the young lad that was told by his dad to grow up and stop using baby words,
like Choo choo. (etc)
Seems he got sent home when asked by the teacher, what was his favourite AA Milne book :D
 
Keith W said:
So why was Piglet looking in the toilet?

He was searching for Pooh
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Cobra said:
And we all know the old joke about the young lad that was told by his dad to grow up and stop using baby words,
like Choo choo. (etc)
Seems he got sent home when asked by the teacher, what was his favourite AA Milne book :D
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I'm wondering, should I have called this the mucky toilet bog thread :mooning:
 
Cobra said:
No because it will evolve into something completely different

(safe for work)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGK8IC-bGnU
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Ok while it's still stagnating around the bog, I may as well tell you lot the following..

A good few years ago, the place I worked at had uni sex toilets. I went into the toilet after a female had been in, she was so petite lovely and delicate. I could not believe what she had left floating in the bog, it was an absolute monster. I could believe a petite female could be capable of that, I looked at her differently from then on :puke:
 
jonbeeza said:
she was so petite lovely and delicate.
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Well she would never have made you happy if she wasn't going to clean up after herself,
how could she be expected to clean up after you?
 
Cobra said:
Well she would never have made you happy if she wasn't going to clean up after herself,
how could she be expected to clean up after you?
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Must have taken a stick of dynamite to shift it from the bog...Oh by the way my aim is perfect, providing he is behaving :rolleyes:
 
Our cat does not use a litter tray, he uses the toilet :)
 
Do you think the Mayans got it right ,but didn't explain it properly ,the start of the end of the world was dec 21st 2012 an we are all now headin for end times and accelerating daily .answers on a postcard please ,
To the secret bunker
Welsh mountains
Wales
Nr Scotland
 
the black fox said:
Do you think the Mayans got it right ,but didn't explain it properly ,the start of the end of the world was dec 21st 2012 an we are all now headin for end times and accelerating daily .answers on a postcard please ,
To the secret bunker
Welsh mountains
Wales
Nr Scotland
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I think I stumbled upon a secret bunker a few weeks back, as I was walking in fields with massive hills and mounds. I found tyre tracks that led nowhere, they disappeared near a hill. I noticed air vents situated here and there. yes its probably just to release natural gas. But the prospect of a secret underground bunker, is so much more interesting ..
 
jonbeeza said:
I think I stumbled upon a secret bunker a few weeks back, as I was walking in fields with massive hills and mounds. I found tyre tracks that led nowhere, they disappeared near a hill. I noticed air vents situated here and there. yes its probably just to release natural gas. But the prospect of a secret underground bunker, is so much more interesting ..
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Sounds like an "old" landfill site to me ;)
 
Cobra said:
Sounds like an "old" landfill site to me ;)
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That's it..........................trust you to ruin people's fantasies :(
 
If only you lot really knew seriously ,a reserve I visit is dubbed the secret valley reserve ,there is limited access you have to sign in and be let in through sliding reinforced gates ,the buildings are all abandoned and overgrown ,and the place is riddled with tunnels and caves ,in fact one of the tunnel doors is located next to the only hide and is clearly marked with radiation symbols .i have been told in places the Geiger counter goes off the scale down there ,a couple of hours in the hide a my dubrie has a nice healthy glow in the dark effect to it .
Check it out its where we developed the atomic bomb independently during ww2 just google " tube alloys" oh and it's also an abandoned chemical weapons establishment and due to the nature of the work no writing material was allowed on site ,so there's no record of where they have buried /lost wait for it total fact ,350,000 tons of mustard gas bombs .

Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction
 
Cobra said:
Sounds like an "old" landfill site to me ;)
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Gremlin said:
That's it..........................trust you to ruin people's fantasies :(
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Now that I come to think about it, I do recall bin wagons used to drive along there many years ago. But a secret underground bunker, sounds much better than an old forgotten tip ;)
 
the black fox said:
If only you lot really knew seriously ,a reserve I visit is dubbed the secret valley reserve ,there is limited access you have to sign in and be let in through sliding reinforced gates ,the buildings are all abandoned and overgrown ,and the place is riddled with tunnels and caves ,in fact one of the tunnel doors is located next to the only hide and is clearly marked with radiation symbols .i have been told in places the Geiger counter goes off the scale down there ,a couple of hours in the hide a my dubrie has a nice healthy glow in the dark effect to it .
Check it out its where we developed the atomic bomb independently during ww2 just google " tube alloys" oh and it's also an abandoned chemical weapons establishment and due to the nature of the work no writing material was allowed on site ,so there's no record of where they have buried /lost wait for it total fact ,350,000 tons of mustard gas bombs .

Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction
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Secret urban explorers, cant remember the groups name now. I tried to join their forum years ago, but they would not have me. They are very particular who they let join, as they explore old abandoned building. I offered to drop them a few quid, but they said NO. I then tried Talk Photography, it was a struggle signing up in the beginning. But a packet of Jaffa cakes to the powers that be, and I was in. But there again, seems they will take anyone really :rolleyes:
 
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jonbeeza said:
Ok while it's still stagnating around the bog, I may as well tell you lot the following..

A good few years ago, the place I worked at had uni sex toilets. I went into the toilet after a female had been in, she was so petite lovely and delicate. I could not believe what she had left floating in the bog, it was an absolute monster. I could believe a petite female could be capable of that, I looked at her differently from then on :puke:
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Probably shouldn't have married her then eh? ;)
 
Gremlin said:
That's it..........................trust you to ruin people's fantasies :(
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:p
I know those sorts of places really do exist,
Don't ask me HOW I know or I'd have to ... well you know the saying ;)
But a landfill site is far more exotic:D

jonbeeza said:
but they said NO. I then tried Talk Photography, it was a struggle signing up in the beginning. But a packet of Jaffa cakes to the powers that be, and I was in. But there again, seems they will take anyone really :rolleyes:
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Thanks for the reminder, I'll bring that ( you) up at the next staff meeting :p
 
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