Straying off topic, thread evolver

[the black fox]

Deadly when combined with Drunkenese, if one is not fluent in both

you obviously don't know me ruth ,i just looked in the mirror and had a argument with myself

 

[Cobra]

you obviously don't know me ruth ,i just looked in the mirror and had a argument with myself

Who won?

 

[Llamaman]

Who won?

No-one. He's rubbish at debating

 

[Cobra]

No-one. He's rubbish at debating

Was that because there was only one mirror and one reflection ?
Had there been several mirrors they would have been several reflections,
masses in fact and then of course it would have been a Mass debate

 

[kennysarmy]

We had a teacher when I was at school called Master Bates!

 

[Llamaman]

We had a teacher when I was at school called Master Bates!

I had a school friend called Bates as well. Yes, we did the inevitable jokes.

 

[Nikon_Nick]

We had a teacher when I was at school called Master Bates!

I didnt, but most of my teachers were tossers. Does that count?

 

[the black fox]

To old to remember mass debates ,but I,m sure it will cum back to me one day

 

[jonbeeza]

Not to be confused with Bolognese

I was thinking of what to have for tea tonight, think I have a tin in the cupboard. Just might make my own from scratch..

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Just might make my own from scratch..

I should think so too! Tin of bolognese? Whatever next?!?!

 

[jonbeeza]

I should think so too! Tin of bolognese? Whatever next?!?!

Need some decent plates to serve good spaghetti on first ..

 

[jonbeeza]

Why do some plates smell of wet wool ?

 

[viv1969]

Need some decent plates to serve good spaghetti on first ..

Should be a shallow bowl, you heathen

 

[Doing the Dishes]

Need some decent plates to serve good spaghetti on first ..

Eat straight from the tin,it cuts down on the washing up.

 

[viv1969]

Eat straight from the tin,it cuts down on the washing up.

He's going to be a brave boy and make it from scratch

 

[jonbeeza]

Should be a shallow bowl, you heathen

But where do I put my garlic bread?

 

[jonbeeza]

Eat straight from the tin,it cuts down on the washing up.

Now that's something I Can not do

 

[viv1969]

But where do I put my garlic bread?

Too...Many...Jokes.....
Must...Mock...John...!!!

 

[Nod]

Going back to the bottom of the last page (is that Devolution?), might I add that talking obblox whilst waving ones hands in the air is testiculating.

Mmmmmm... Cold baked beans straight from the can (well, via a spoon, otherwise the sauce get into the beard...)

 

[DorsetDude]

We had a teacher when I was at school called Master Bates!

Did he leave to join Captain Pugwash's crew as the Ship's hand?

 

[jonbeeza]

Going back to the bottom of the last page (is that Devolution?), might I add that talking obblox whilst waving ones hands in the air is testiculating.

Mmmmmm... Cold baked beans straight from the can (well, via a spoon, otherwise the sauce get into the beard...)

Yes, so long as it is Heinz Beans

 

[viv1969]

Yes, so long as it is Branston Beans

FTFY

 

[Cobra]

FTFY

HEINZ

 

[viv1969]

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HEINZ

You just briefly made a lot of people VERY happy there Snakey!

 

[jonbeeza]

FTFY

Only ever tried HP Beans and Cross and Blackwell, did not like them. For me, gotta be beans means Heinz ..

 

[Cobra]

You just briefly made a lot of people VERY happy there Snakey!

I do what I can in my own little way

 

[viv1969]

Only ever tried HP Beans and Cross and Blackwell, did not like them. For me, gotta be beans means Heinz ..

Ketchup and soup...yes.
Beans...couldn't give a monkeys

 

[jonbeeza]

Just had a look in my fridge , might be able to knock a curry up with the few meagre items in there.

 

[jonbeeza]

Ketchup and soup...yes.
Beans...couldn't give a monkeys

If the Curry turns out poop, I will have to have beans on toast !

 

[Cobra]

Just had a look in my fridge , might be able to knock a curry up with the few meagre items in there.

OMG!
not Curried beans? , I'm closing the thread down for fear of fall-out!

 

[jonbeeza]

OMG!
not Curried beans? , I'm closing the thread down for fear of fall-out!

Hey, they actually go down very well. They come out even quicker !

 

[DorsetDude]

Do all conversations on here have to descend to lavatory level?

 

[jonbeeza]

I have been doing a bit of baking recently. Been doing a Cherry cake and it's really good. Not one to blow my own trumpet, but my cakes come out pretty tasty.

One problem, Cherries keep sinking to bottom. Tried dusting Cherries with flour first, but they still sink !

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Do all conversations on here have to descend to lavatory level?

Plopably...

 

[viv1969]

Plopably...

Oh, now we've got ourselves a whole new squituation!

 

[jonbeeza]

Do all conversations on here have to descend to lavatory level?

In the weekly pub visit, with me an my mates. We start of sensible , by the end of the night, it usually ends in toilet humour. No idea how we get onto it though!

 

[Cobra]

Been doing a Cherry cake and it's really good.

Cherries keep sinking to bottom

Well its not that good then is it? no cherry on top

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Oh, now we've got ourselves a whole new squituation!

Ok, so thats pun 'number two', so whos next?

 

[viv1969]

Ok, so thats pun 'number two', so whos next?

Ohhhhh, give it a wee while

 

[Llamaman]

Do all conversations on here have to descend to lavatory level?

Sometimes you just have to get it out of your cistern.