Straying off topic, thread evolver

kennysarmy said:
Gloucester.....
Patio....
Fred West.....
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Never mind, was just going to mention Brookside close, under the patio.

Watching on TV before about a crematorium, apparently a full cremation takes a few hours. This is at a very high temperature also :)
 
viv1969 said:
What kind of noisy though?
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I think most noise does our heads in, I hate other peoples noise. I love my own noise :)
Just had a load of noisy gits outside on the lane, I just had a look now. Grown men, must be in their fifties larking about drunk. Looks like us oldies, can be as bad as the kids
 
Llamaman said:
Bodies make good fertiliser?
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Raincloud said:
Doubt yours would! lol
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Well it should do he's full of ..
No, no NO!
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
I must behave
:D
 
anyway back to the nursery rhymes ,who ever thought of giving spiders pet names like incy-wincy .

surely squash ,splatt ,take that you hairy little firkin would be more appropriate :arghh:

along the lines of

hairy little firkin pooed in my bath
i squashed it flat with my dads old hat
now thats what i call a larf :exit:
 
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the black fox said:
anyway back to the nursery rhymes ,who ever thought of giving spiders pet names like incy-wincy .

surely squash ,splatt ,take that you hairy little firkin would be more appropriate :arghh:

along the lines of

hairy little firkin pooed in my bath
i squashed it flat with my dads old hat
now thats what i call a larf :exit:
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You need to hear Richard Digence's spider song lol
 
the black fox said:
anyway back to the nursery rhymes
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Ooo goody,

Mary had a little bike
she rode it back to front,
every time the wheel went round,
a spoke went up her
Trouser leg.

Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a bear,
lots of people have seen her Lamb
very few have seen her ...

Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough
pass it to a friend.
 
Old mother hubbard, went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggy a bone.
But when she bent over, up popped Rover.
And gave her a bone of his own.
 
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was full of fleas
Now its in a filed burning
'cause its got feking foot & mouth disease


Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon
 
Old mother hubbard, went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggy a bone.
But when she got there, the cupboard was bare
I blame Thatcher.
 
This thread is NOT evolving - but at least nobody's claiming it's been intelligently digsnided either!!!
 
Nod said:
intelligently digsnided
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I can't work out whether that's a typo or a useful new word if which I was previously unaware.

digsnide
/'dɪɡsnʌɪd/
verb
The act of making a snide dig at someone.
 
Nod said:
This thread is NOT evolving - but at least nobody's claiming it's been intelligently digsnided either!!!
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StewartR said:
I can't work out whether that's a typo or a useful new word if which I was previously unaware.

digsnide
/'dɪɡsnʌɪd/
verb
The act of making a snide dig at someone.
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hmm, lets wait and see how things evolve :)
 
StewartR said:
I can't work out whether that's a typo or a useful new word if which I was previously unaware.

digsnide
/'dɪɡsnʌɪd/
verb
The act of making a snide dig at someone.
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A bit of both! I meant to type "digsened" as a deliberate anagram/typo but managed to maul it even more as it travelled from brane (sic) to fingertips.

jonbeeza said:
hmm, lets wait and see how things evolve :)
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digsnide
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Nod said:
A bit of both! I meant to type "digsened" as a deliberate anagram/typo but managed to maul it even more as it travelled from brane (sic) to fingertips.



digsnide
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Luck Few Elm ;)
 
Even fewer aren't! :eek:
 
ah bollockonese the art of talking pure shiite and being taken seriously
 
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