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Does it do your head in when a thread strays off topic, or is it simply a thread evolving? But there again even if a thread seems to evolve naturally, it sometimes baffles me how we start talking about something totally different to the original thread topic. Just wondering what this thread will end up talking about? But I suppose it will make sense to stray off topic in this thread ;)

What is the strangest weirdest thread stray off topic anyone seen? Not the obvious ones, where someone asks what is the difference between Nikon and Canon. Then ends up with someone questioning another's parentage :rolleyes: I know I have strayed off topic many times, like most of us. Nothing too serious, just a little bit of fun.
 
I used to keep horses but seldom feed the ducks.
 
As long as it's all harmless banter, I don't care if a thread goes off on a tangent. Speaking of tangents...


Steve.
 
I really do not care how baldly this thread strays off topic, but there again can this thread stray off topic? In keeping with the thread title, I am going to stray off topic right now. I am off to have a late breakfast, comprised of toast and Coffee.
 
Don't conversations stray off the original topic in the end. I used to work with a bloke who could turn a conversation from anything into his favourite topic of his boat or motorhome, usually within less than 5 minutes. :)
Oh I just finished breakfast. Protein shake followed by porridge with a chopped up apple and a handful of mixed nuts.
 
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nilagin said:
Don't conversations stray off the original topic in the end. I used to work with a bloke who could turn a conversation from anything into his favourite topic of his boat or motorhome, usually within less than 5 minutes. :)
Oh I just finished breakfast. Protein shake followed by porridge with a chopped up apple and a handful of mixed nuts.
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Went to visit my mate last night, he kept on and on about cleaning his computer. I hate cleaning his computer as there is always so much rubbish on it. I did my very best to stray off topic all night, he kept veering back on topic as soon as he could. Speaking of straying off topic again..

Just got to go for my brisk walk around the park, with my dog. Got high blood pressure, so need long brisk walks. The dog does not have high blood pressure, I do. On three tablets I have to take every day. Popped the tablets, had my breakfast walking boots on...
 
BRASH said:
I used to keep horses but seldom feed the ducks.
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That is so interesting. I have never kept horses but have just started keeping ducks and my five ducklings are feeding as I write. We should have more threads like this one about ducks.
 
I have also wondered if you really need the toe nail on your little toe?
 
Not that keen on Topics anyway. Lion bars and Toffee Crisps are where it's at.
 
Llamaman said:
Not that keen on Topics anyway. Lion bars and Toffee Crisps are where it's at.
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as i often say, I've had my prunes this morning and at this present time I feel a lot better, relieved is the word
 
beyond the blue said:
Talking of sweets, why do Malteser bags rip so easily?
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To ensure that at least 50% are spewed forth onto the floor, thus ensuring the purchase of additional Maltesers.

Which reminds me. Whatever happened to Spangles?
 
I loved Topics. I think I ate it as my only confectionary for six months.
 
sphexx said:
That is so interesting. I have never kept horses but have just started keeping ducks and my five ducklings are feeding as I write. We should have more threads like this one about ducks.
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Who gives a duck, it's breakfast first thing in the morning ? Hope I get away with that one :naughty:
 
Steve Smith said:
You don't need any of them. I don't have nails on my big toes.

(this really has veered off topic!)


Steve.
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No it has not, because it's veered off topic that in itself makes it perfectly on topic ;)
 
If it evolves into a rhino can we shoot it? In the face?

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What exactly was the crime that the A-team didnt commit? Anyone remember? Did it even come out?
 
Nikon_Nick said:
What exactly was the crime that the A-team didnt commit? Anyone remember? Did it even come out?
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I hope not, it was shown before the watershed :eek:
 
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Talking of sweets, why do Malteser bags rip so easily?
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Thanks for that, you just reminded me I have a bag of Maltesers in the fridge. Just noticed I still have a roll of film left also. But no last rolo, think the missus took care of that.
 
I noticed in a shop not so long ago a real blast from the past....Tootie Frooties!!!
The bag look minute though.
 
I blame Baroness Thatcher. It's all her fault ;)
 
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Im pretty sure youll find its was the illegal immigrants.
 
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My neighbour is really paranoid, he thinks the rest of us are plotting against him. He said he has seen us all huddled together talking about him, he is not even that interesting. Funny when we see a group of neighbours talking, we always think they are talking about us. But we are careful, as when any of the other neighbours not in the group are near us, we change the subject.
 
Speaking of something completely different, telly is pretty boring nothing on. I think we have the humans recorded, might go and watch that.
 
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