Here's a little text to explain my tale of woe,
I took my time to set things up to make my ideal show
I waited extra patiently and checked and checked again
It all looked super spiffing and along then came the train
I pushed the cord, the shutter clicked, the picture had been caught
I couldn't wait, the processing, it would be 'great,' I thought
I opened up the process drum I couldn't wait to see
I had not installed the film holder where it ought to be
Light had buggered up my image, oh my, what to do?
I'll learn from this and try again, I'll go and have a brew.