Sex with a bike

[Gary Coyle]

my freind who's a casualty nirse once told me about a guy who came in with a burnt todger ... apparently he'd got into the habit of having sex with is car (yeah - um okay ) then one day he arrived home and just couldn't wait so he stuck it up the exhaust without thinking that it might be hot .... it takes all sorts

Apparently the 1991 Escort without the Catalyic convertor is quite receptive, be nice to her and open her up slowly

 

[Nod]

my freind who's a casualty nirse once told me about a guy who came in with a burnt todger ... apparently he'd got into the habit of having sex with is car (yeah - um okay ) then one day he arrived home and just couldn't wait so he stuck it up the exhaust without thinking that it might be hot .... it takes all sorts

"My friend" "a guy"? Most tales that start like that should really start "I"...

 

[big soft moose]

"My friend" "a guy"? Most tales that start like that should really start "I"...

Okay

My freind who's a casualty nurse was telling me about the time Nod came in.....

Happy now ?

 

[DorsetDude]

 

[big soft moose]

look son

moose doesnt give a f***

 

[nilagin]

look son

moose doesnt give a f***

someone nicked your bike?

 

[chadders]

I can't believe it's an offence to get a leg over your crossbar.

 

[big soft moose]

someone nicked your bike?

as I recall most of the first XV had her, not to mention both refs, linesmen, visiting teams and random blokes she met in the bar.... not that I'm bitter or anything

 

[MWHCVT]

as I recall most of the first XV had her, not to mention both refs, linesmen, visiting teams and random blokes she met in the bar.... not that I'm bitter or anything

Yeah but she did as least leave you some pet crabs to remember her by

 

[posiview]

When was I the army me and a few mates caught a guy having sex with a radiator

We did laugh. He didn't.

Cheers.

 

[DorsetDude]

When was I the army me and a few mates caught a guy having sex with a radiator

Didnt that get him in hot water?

 

[Cobra]

Didnt that get him in hot water?

I guess he got a bit hot under the collar when he was hauled over the coals
for it.

 

[the black fox]

er perhaps your at cross purposes here it only says sex with a bike ,which one was the man ????? ,them mountain bike handlebars grips can be very knobbly :arghh: :arghh:

 

[Nod]

The "man" was the soft, fleshy one of the "couple"; the bike was the skinny, hard one.