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Matt Sayle

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I wondered if anyone new anymore funny names!!
 
My surname is "Jelly", spelt the proper way too...

Aparently I go down a treat at parties :lol:

And at the ripe old age of 40 something, I reckon that I've heared just about all the lines you can think of...... (including references to "KY"....)

Steve
 
My last name is "Tidd". Nothing too funny about that you might think... well add some 1st names to it.....

Eddy Tidd - changes his mind all the time
Dawn Tidd - always feeling down
Sue Tidd - always a good match with everyone
Grant Tidd - allowed to do pretty much anything
Ella Tidd - always pleased to see you

The list goes on and on... makes it very difficult when choosing baby names:lol:
 
OutLore said:
My last name is "Tidd". Nothing too funny about that you might think... well add some 1st names to it.....

Eddy Tidd - changes his mind all the time
Dawn Tidd - always feeling down
Sue Tidd - always a good match with everyone
Grant Tidd - allowed to do pretty much anything
Ella Tidd - always pleased to see you

The list goes on and on... makes it very difficult when choosing baby names:lol:
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:lol:
and of course you have a game named after you Tidd-ly-winks :D
 
I read a story a few years back where a couple called their son Drew, their surname was Peacock. It wasn't until they went to register the name that it was pointed out to them what they had done.

ooops
 
Gospel honest truth to follow.

I went to school with a lad whose name was Wayne King. :lol:

Either he parents didn't realize or were cruel.
 
hmm, I went to school with a girl called Carmen Gentle.

she wasn't at all, but, what a film star name :shrug:
 
With a surname like Greenlees I've heard every variation and here is a small sample:

Greenless
Greensleeves
Greenways
Greenleaf
Greenleaves
Greenlegs (yes, really!)

And my favourite was salesman who called and asked for 'Mr Creamteas'. He didn't sell much.


:lol:
 
lee said:
I read a story a few years back where a couple called their son Drew, their surname was Peacock. It wasn't until they went to register the name that it was pointed out to them what they had done.

ooops
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:lol: That made laugh out loud!!
 
I've come across a few over the years,

Ben Derr was a few years ahead of me at school

there was a class a few years below me that had a Lexus, a Mercedes and a Porsche! all in the same class.

I've also taught in a school where the kids names in one family had something related to drugs :( :@
 
I think I've discovered a Polish racehorse breeder that probably shouldn't bother coming to the UK

Stajnia Sawanka

He's even got his own website !

Bob
 
Jelster said:
My surname is "Jelly", spelt the proper way too...

Aparently I go down a treat at parties :lol:

And at the ripe old age of 40 something, I reckon that I've heared just about all the lines you can think of...... (including references to "KY"....)

Steve
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I live in a village called 'Lubrin' - do a google on that...
I also went to school with a lad called David Gotobed - teachers always made the gag 'Get up, Gotobed'
My, how laughed at the 300th telling....
 
I've worked with a Pratt and met a MacSporran.
 
A new guy started at my work this week and his name is Anit L Wankar!
 
My surnames Crowe,when my wife was expecting if it was a girl we were going to call her Emma.my brother said she would get slagged at school etc.
Emma Crowe (I'm a Crow).But it turned out we had a boy,problem solved.About a year later my brothers wife had a girl,and they called it Emma,they thought it was a really nice name,even after telling us about the possibility of slagging
 
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Originally Posted by steveinspain
I live in a village called 'Lubrin' - do a google on that...


Good god!!! Wasnt expecting that!

Hmm - Imagine my surprise when I was showing a rather wealthy and formal client the place I was moving to by googling it - I don't think he noticed, but boy, did I scroll down fast...(it was the first time I had googled it..)
 
Laugh @ Lubrin!! 'Takes over where nature leaves off' !! hahaha.. i like it.. No.. scratch that.. NO!!! oh dear..:gag:
 
When I worked in International Marine Re-Insurance one of muy clients wascalled

Foxtrot Uniform Kilo Yu
 
I used to live opposite a Mr & Mrs Tupper, they had a baby girl and called her Poppy... gospel truth!
 
I went to school with a boy called Noah Fairs.
 
Flashman said:
I used to live opposite a Mr & Mrs Tupper, they had a baby girl and called her Poppy... gospel truth!
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Thank you for making me giggling like the childish idiot I know I can be!!

I have my parents to thank for my name Matt Morris, you think that's not bad. Then you have my initials M T Morris...."Empty" Morris - I was always surprised how the kids at school never got bored with it!!

Oh and if I ever hear another Morris Minor joke.....especially with child number two on the way imminently!!

Matt
 
I used to know someone called Ben Dover ..... :lol: ..... no really i did
 
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