Park like an 'r sole' !!

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One from my local village yesterday :shake:
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Spotted anything lately ?
 
At least he isn't on the zig zags :lol:
 
The Corsa driver was a female who needed the cashpoint outside the post office
Not sure if this guy had dived into the bank round the corner

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:thinking: Seems money might be the root of all evil :lol:

I've finally got into the habit of carrying the digi compact with me
 
Grandslammer said:
The Corsa driver was a female who needed the cashpoint outside the post office
Not sure if this guy had dived into the bank round the corner

badparking2.jpg


:thinking: Seems money might be the root of all evil :lol:

I've finally got into the habit of carrying the digi compact with me
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he needs air...
 
I don't think I would have blanked out the number plates!


Steve.
 
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Pologies about the poor quality of this pic, but it was very dark and this is with a crappy compact.

But get this : One car, 4 spaces !!

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Flash In The Pan said:
More embarrasing was the fact that when it was recovered they had stolen everything, except my cds :suspect: :lol:
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someone broke into my mini, nicked everything, the gear nob, the box in the boot which had nothing but a tin of deicer, a tin of wd40, a set of knackered jump leads, an oil stained jacket...... they left the cd player and the cds though.... seems chavvy pikey *******s arent into ska-punk :shrug:
 
i saw some good parking today, some **** in a mutton dressed as lamb MGrover25 parked on double yellows just after a junction leaving little space for cars to pass between the traffic flowing and the queued traffic, then to make matters worse the dizzy blonde 'powered by fairydust/Lambert+butler/porkpies' suzuki swift decided the generous portion of road apportioned on her side of the road wasnt big enough so stuck an entire foot of the width of her car into the other carriageway, this left a space that i could only just fit a hondajizz though


prannocks!
 
welcome to my world.
i have to squeeze a 32 ft long lorry passed these prats on a regular basis.ive had several door mirrors "accidentaly" while squeezing through.
nd i realy DESPISE prats that park in disabled parking spaces , who arent displaying a badge .
i had a go at someone in my local Netto for pulling up in a disabled spot and sprinting in.
turned out it was the managers wife dropping something off.
did he look embarrased?
 
inaneredstripe said:
i realy DESPISE prats that park in disabled parking spaces , who arent displaying a badge .
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I had a bit of success with this a couple of years ago.

A highways agency traffic officer (well named as a HATO) had parked his vehicle in the disabled spot outside the entrance to Fleet Services Eastbound on the M3 so that he could hand out leaflets.

I tackled the guy as I walked in and he told me that he was a Crown employee so had Crown immunity and could park where he liked.

When I left I took one of the leaflets from him and when I got home I emailed the contact address on the leaflet.

I got a very nice email back from a chap who turned out to be the Civil Servant responsible for HATOs, he said the chap would be told in no uncertain terms that he didn't have Crown Immunity, that he had to follow the same laws as everybody else, and that he was never to park in a disabled bay again.

A week later I saw the same guy at the services, still handing out leaflets, but his vehicle was right at the other end of the car park.

result!
 
I stop at Sainsburys every few days on the way home from work and it not only amazes me, but annoys the hell out of me at the number of people who can't park correctly.

Take out of the equation all the Chelsea Tractors, which I can't abide when they're moving let along parked, it's either hoity-toity estate agent types (you know the ones, up their own jacksie) who have beemers and Audis that seem to have a penchant for taking up two spaces, or old people in Toyota Yaris' and Ford Fusions that park right up against your door and give you a nice dent in return.

Mind you, that's nothing compared to 3-series drivers who all seem to buy the ones they made without indicators!!!...
 
I dont drive .... Yet

But I am tempted to print a couple of those printouts out and stick em on badly parked cars :D
 
i'll make sure i get a shot from the local tesco when i'm working on the farm this summer. tractor, disc's + press, laying down, folded out (not to pressure up the hydro's and reduces the risk of the pressure splitting a pipe and droppig a disc arm on a passer by)

here's the rig as it is:

just to give an idea of size, the discs are about 30", the wheels nearer 100" (inches) and the whole train with tractor, over 60ft

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takes up around 15 bays :) :) :)

a farmer's gotta go shopping
 
whitewash said:
to view the link in borats post you have to replace the **** in the address to another 4 letter word that starts in an S and ends in a T
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humph...

I hadn't thought it would get starred like that !...

Thanks for pointing it out though WW !!
 
I must admit, some of my parking is pretty horrendous. I just cant figure out how to park properly in a bay. It takes me about 10 attempts to get it something like right :( I wil hopefully get better!
 
When I've been in Paris, the missus drives (she has a flat in paris including a nice Twingo for running in to things with) it's absolutely necessary to touch the cars to get in to the spaces. I just dunno how I'd survive there, you can only drive small crap cars.

The standard of the parking however is a lot better there to be honest. If you can't park, you're buggered.
 
A couple of light hearted ones,taken in a Doctor's surgery car park....:thinking: if only it could have been the optician's :D

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Thought I'd update with a couple from today
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...and just a few minutes later

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Shopkeeper had just rugby tackled a young shoplifter
 
and what appears to be a stupid sticker in the rear screen that will reduce rear visibility , total cock :bang:
 
I know someone who has had stickers made saying "you have my space - do you now want my disability" and they stick them to the windscreen on the driver's side. (Don't worry, they are easy peel so don't mark the screen)
 
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