I had a motorbike crash a few years ago (I've had loads over the years, truth be told) which saw me hit and slide along the road at 70 (ish) mph for a good few meters. I then hit a kerb which vaulted me up in the air, hit a hedge which up-rooted, carried on flying through the air in to someones garden, hit a row of plastic bins, then a wall, then finally landed inside someones garden shed, demolishing it in the process (the roof caved in on me).....all wearing nothing but my helmet, shorts, trainers and a t-shirt!!
Luckily, I walked away from it within a minute or two, and only decided to go to the hospital hours later!!
My injury list was mainly shock (I was shaking for hours!), and the loss of a fair amount of skin/flesh.....a couple of broken bones too but nothing too serious, considering!!
Previous to this, I worked as a nightclub doorman for several years and only decided to call it a day when I'd been stabbed for the forth time.....it was a little too close to the crown jewels for my liking!!
Also, I had an accident on an engagement shoot earlier this year, which saw me fall through a bridge. The wood had completely rotted, which has left me with a nice big loose piece of bone floating around in my knee, which is currently wedged behind my knee cap!! I'm stuck with it until my wedding season slows down later in the year, so I can take the time out to have the operation I need to sort it.....eye watering pain when I kneel on it or squat!!
None of the above even comes close to stubbing my toe on the corner of my bed though.....now THAT'S real pain!!