On my headstone I would like written ...

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.... Respawn in 10... 9 ... 8 ...7
 
Think it's from a computer game! :cuckoo:

Mine would be: Don't let my wife sell my photographic equipment for what I told her I paid for it!
 
"Logged in October 1981, disconnected XX 20XX". :D
 
EdBray said:
Mine would be: Don't let my wife sell my photographic equipment for what I told her I paid for it!
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:naughty::clap:

Here lies oldestswinger -
it wasn't the cough
that carried him off
but the coffin
they carried him off in.
 
"Another one bites the dust"
 
under this sod lies another
 
"Holy Crap!! Who turned out the lights?!?"
 
"Thank ****** for that. At least I can now go to heaven after spending the last (x) years in hell".
 
"The End"
 
'Shagged out!'
I'd like it to be true though. :D
 
Not going to have a headstone but want my ashes placed in an ash tray so I can carry on putting on weight even in death.
 
I want a little solar powered LCD counter, showing the number of years, months, days, hours and minutes that I've been dead, rather than a date. Don't really know why :lol:
 
A drawing of a worm with "Om nom nom nom nom nom" below it.
 
some of these are quite good - really do like the respawn one and the "i told you i was ill"

I would rather someone smile when they saw my tombstone. so maybe something silly like the above. I hope i have a few years left to come up with a good one!
 
Never **** on his own doorstep.



(rhymes with cat, starts with sh ;))
 
Here lies Richard Hammond's Stunt Double #8.
 
".....should have gone to specsavers"
 
Δεν ελπίζω τίποτα.
Δε φοβʊμαι τίποτα.
Είμαι λεύτερος.
 
do we get an english translation?
 
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