ust remembered."i told you i was il". spike milligans epitaph.
or how about
"what you f***n lookin at?"
"i'm gonna grab your foot"
"excuse the smell. i havent been here long."
I've come back to this thread over and over since it was started. I have typed out so many witty one liners, I could fill a book. But none of it would work for me. Hopefully I'm going to keep avoiding the day my number is up. But when it is, I think the most fitting thing that could be put on mine would be "Finally resting and at peace, be happy for me."
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