Need sympathy :(

I had a chunk of flesh cut out from between my butt cheeks.
 
:(

To make matters worse, the hospital didn't have any small sized dressings left to cover my wound, so I have one that looks like a nappy,
 
You're alright as long as it's like an active fit nappy. ;) Does somebody have to change you? :suspect:
 
I have to go to the GP to get my dressing changed. When I fart it makes a whistling sound and smells like hospitals. I told the guys in the chat room but they just laughed at me :'(
 
You're farting out hospital porters???

We damand PHOTOS!!!
 
KayJay said:
I have to go to the GP to get my dressing changed. When I fart it makes a whistling sound and smells like hospitals. I told the guys in the chat room but they just laughed at me :'(
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If you had Skype we could play "Name that Tune" :lol:
 
KayJay said:
I have to go to the GP to get my dressing changed. When I fart it makes a whistling sound and smells like hospitals. I told the guys in the chat room but they just laughed at me :'(
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You had my sympathy until that comment then I just PMSL...

...smells like hospitals....priceless :lol:
 
KayJay said:
I have to go to the GP to get my dressing changed. When I fart it makes a whistling sound and smells like hospitals. I told the guys in the chat room but they just laughed at me :'(
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I'm laughing again now too :lol:
 
Was it a palinidal sinus (sp) aka ingrowing hair?? If so, I feel your pain brother, 2 years ago I had to eat my xmas dinner stood up it was that sore!! :( The only bonus was they didn't leave mine as an open wound, but stitched it, which meant only 3 weeks of Ibuprofen addiction instead of 5-6 weeks. The doctors reckon it's one of the most painful in terms of recovery, even though it's a minor op!!
 
I just fell off my chair at the farting comment :lol: sorry
 
I know someone that happened to! He has to always sit on a cushion now!! even though its been ages!
 
perineum abcess twice from cycling too much. i ended up in hospital and gave birth also twice but with no viginal vadg. i feel for you i really do.

perhaps you could whistle the hit later when your proped up in a cupboard.........
 
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pacef8 said:
perineum abcess twice from cycling too much. i ended up in hospital and gave birth also twice but with no viginal vadg. i feel for you i really do.

perhaps you could whistle the hit later when your proped up in a cupboard.........
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whats a vaginal vadg... and no sarky comments please...


and feel sorry for me too, coz my ex is back incontact with me, and im suspicious lol.


and no kayjay is not me nor is he turning into me, i hold the copyright there is only one Ashers on this forum. only one Ashley... there may be others but they are pale immitatations lol :D
 
KayJay said:
I have to go to the GP to get my dressing changed. When I fart it makes a whistling sound and smells like hospitals. I told the guys in the chat room but they just laughed at me :'(
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Best laugh for ages :lol:

I expect beans will be off the menu for a while :lol:
 
lol Kay jay your funny and they say im mad lol we could have you fart and e could play "name that tune"
 
candlestick said:
Was it a palinidal sinus (sp) aka ingrowing hair?? If so, I feel your pain brother, 2 years ago I had to eat my xmas dinner stood up it was that sore!! :( The only bonus was they didn't leave mine as an open wound, but stitched it, which meant only 3 weeks of Ibuprofen addiction instead of 5-6 weeks. The doctors reckon it's one of the most painful in terms of recovery, even though it's a minor op!!
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Yeah it was mate. I basically have to lie down on my sides or tummy and can't sit down. The things we take for granted. I also can't laugh because it hurts and lift heavy weight for 4 weeks!
 
The last thing I want is a doughnut to sit on.
 
kayjay tell the truth have you really been in hospital... i was following you.. and this is what i saw :P

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I never realised that someone elses pain could cause so much pleasure----I havent laughed so much in ages.Whens the next op?
Seriously---I hope it gets better soon.
Pete.
 
Off to the GP tomorrow to make sure everything is healing fine. When I was in hospital the nurse asked me if I managed to pee fine. I thought that was quite a funny question considering it was my arse that the operation was done. Then I noticed that when I pee it's almost as if the pressure goes up and down and so I pee like what a Sine wave looks like on an oscilloscope.

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The effect seems to be wearing off. Must be something to do with nerve endings or nerve damage or things like that.
 
KayJay said:
I have to go to the GP to get my dressing changed. When I fart it makes a whistling sound and smells like hospitals. I told the guys in the chat room but they just laughed at me :'(
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Oh my God! I'm actually crying!! Brilliant!!
 
NickTB said:
Oh my God! I'm actually crying!! Brilliant!!
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Me too! My wife insisted on knowing why. SO I just HAD to tell here. :lol::lol::lol:
Happy house here. :D
Get better soon mate. Sounds painful.


Kev.
 
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