Need sympathy :(

I hear it is not going well:)
 
:lol: he asked for it.
 
This thread has potential to become one of the funniest on TP - despite the title.

I do feel sorry for you KayJay and hope you recover swiftly. The farting thing did of course send me into hysterics as I was left with the concept of a human TCP (antiseptic) dispensary... nice!
 
toto8462 said:
This thread has potential to become one of the funniest on TP - despite the title.

I do feel sorry for you KayJay and hope you recover swiftly. The farting thing did of course send me into hysterics as I was left with the concept of a human TCP (antiseptic) dispensary... nice!
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It IS the funniest:D
 
I'll remember this!

I'll keep you posted, I've got a nurse appointment tomorrow. I did have a moment of hope a few days back where I managed to wipe backwards, but alas, I'm back to wiping forwards again :(
 
A poll on which direction is called for here :lol:
 
Well I'm not going to take the **** mate, a girl at work had a similar procedure, and so has my best mate and I know it's not pleasant. They giving you the seaweed treatment too?
 
Ashers said:
kayjay tell the truth have you really been in hospital... i was following you.. and this is what i saw :P

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I thought religion was banned from TP threads...
 
im sure kay jay is starting to be the butt of peoples jokes but they seem to be scraping the bottom of the barrel for originality :D and we should give him Piles of sympathy
 
On the witty pills tonight Ash?
 
****in hell, 2 months on and it's still not right!!?? I got off lightly with mine then! (I reckon I was nearly back to 100% in 4 weeks). :'(:'(

Then you've got the painkiller addiction classes that you'll need to attend.....:lol:
 
I think my ass is fine now. It's not been causing bother for a few days now. I'm going to try to wipe front to back tomorrow.
 
KayJay said:
I think my ass is fine now. It's not been causing bother for a few days now. I'm going to try to wipe front to back tomorrow.
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Wouldn't it be safer to wipe it in a spiral motion, gradualy working inwards ??











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Missed this at the time KayJay, laughing so much I'm crying!

You do have my sympathies though, I've had that op so I speak from experience!
 
KayJay said:
When I fart it makes a whistling sound and smells like hospitals.
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Hope you're soon 100% but......

.....in tears at this moment in time and literally can't stop laughing.....that comment is classic!
 
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KayJay said:
I think my ass is fine now. It's not been causing bother for a few days now. I'm going to try to wipe front to back tomorrow.
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Strange, I was just wondering about your ass the other day.
 
So has it stopped whistling.
 
Thinking about another blokes "ass" makes me wonder what sort of people I am talking to .......and on that note (and not a whistling one) AWAY to the normal forum threads I go
 
Dangermouse1964 said:
Thinking about another blokes "ass" makes me wonder what sort of people I am talking to .......and on that note (and not a whistling one) AWAY to the normal forum threads I go
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Bye.
 
Oh s*%t. I had forgotten about this thread. Now I cant stop laughing again. I'm pleased you're on the mend mate and I assume you're no longer whistling?
Maybe if you used some of these tissues it would help the soreness?

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/health-therapies-treatments/kleenex-balsam-tissues/


I use them when I get a cold. Prevents me getting a sore red nose. Only problem I've had is that they are sods to flush away.
You take care mate.


Kev.
 
Thanks folks. Apparently Asian dudes in general have fairly hairy asses and this is a common problem. When I came out the hospital in January they told me to shave or wax my bum crack... how am I meant to do that? I just left it and hoped for the best.
 
back sack and crack fella...
 
KayJay said:
Thanks folks. Apparently Asian dudes in general have fairly hairy asses and this is a common problem. When I came out the hospital in January they told me to shave or wax my bum crack... how am I meant to do that? I just left it and hoped for the best.
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So does that mean that Asian dudes spend more on loo paper.
 
KayJay said:
... Apparently Asian dudes in general have fairly hairy asses....
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I'm sitting here wondering how I've managed to avoid knowing that for 51 years. Maybe not in my lifetime, but sooner or later there'll be a GCSE in "Asian anal follicles", mark my words.

Bob
 
Bum........ oops sorry I meant bump:D
 
I'm saying nowt, oh, go on then Bob misquote me on that if you like:D
 
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