About two years ago my motor home had a radiator leak which I managed to stop using half a bottle of 'Innostop' and the radiator has been fine ever since.
Six months ago I stopped in a lay-by on the A1. As I enjoyed my ciggy I noticed a young lady pull over and stop about twenty feet in front of me. She got out of the car and was obviously in a state of distress as she wandered around her car, using her phone and obviously very upset.
I wandered over and enquired as to her state of distress, which became obvious as I could see the steam from the overheating engine and the small pool of water below the front of the car. There was a fine spray of liquid coming from the radiator and remembering my own problems I returned to my camper (
Sorry, motor home sounds a bit poncy) and checked I still had the half empty bottle of Innostop that I had kept in case of emergencies.......
One of the benefits of driving a camper van is that they can carry quite a lot of water (not to mention the on-board toilet facilities) ......... Anyway, after reassuring the young lady that I wasn't a weirdo and was only trying to help her on her way she succumbed and allowed me to lift her bonnet (that's the one on the car by the way, she wasn't wearing any sort of hat!)
I carefully removed the radiator cap and reassured her that I may be able to sort out the problem, at least enough to get her to her destination.
I returned to my camper and retrieved the 'Innostop' and slowly poured the remaining contents into the radiator.......... Realising the car also required a healthy top up of water I returned to the van intending to use the electric kettle to transfer the water to the car, several trips would be required but what the hell! She needed help!
Unfortunately the water tank was almost empty!

So I explained, please don't worry I have a reserve tank of water which already contains some blue anti-freeze

I walked around to the side of the camper and unlocked the little door containing the portable toilet tank, removing the tank I asked her to sit in the car and start the engine

I walked over to the car and proceeded to empty the contents of the tank into the radiator and within a few seconds the leak from the radiator stopped......

I let her run the engine for a couple of minutes more then called her out to look a t the radiator. The leak had completely stopped and she informed me the red light had gone out..... Yay! it had worked! ...... She looked so happy and relieved to be able to continue her journey, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
I asked where she was heading and discovered we would be travelling together for the next 10 miles or so

I gave her my phone number and asked her to ring me if she had any problems.
She never did call me and she didn't offer to pay for the half bottle of innostop and she didn't offer anything to me in return for my time! But did she take the **** out of me? ................. actually, yes she did!..... but never realised
