Kev M
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And today's award for crap courier service goes to................................
Initial City Link.
Congrats you bunch of wasters
. I've been waiting in all day for you muppets because I really don't want to drive to Gateshead to pick up my light stands
. I check my tracking at 4:30 and apparently you've been and got back to the depot already, nobody was in and you dropped a card through the door. Lying *******s:bang: . I was in and if you dropped a card through the door then I guess the tooth fairy must have taken it away with my milk teeth. I waited in for your non-arrival instead of driving to work to collect my new flash gun.
Best bit, I phone the depot to see where my effing parcel is and they say the driver has been and nobody was in. "Balls" says I, "I've been in all day". Oxygen thief on the phone asks what colour my door is? "White" says I. Yes the driver reports going to a house at your address with a white door and leaving a card. Oh you oxygen thief, it must have been my house with the white door because I'm the only ****er in the country with a white ****ing door.:bang:
Initial City Link.
Congrats you bunch of wasters
. I've been waiting in all day for you muppets because I really don't want to drive to Gateshead to pick up my light stands
. I check my tracking at 4:30 and apparently you've been and got back to the depot already, nobody was in and you dropped a card through the door. Lying *******s:bang: . I was in and if you dropped a card through the door then I guess the tooth fairy must have taken it away with my milk teeth. I waited in for your non-arrival instead of driving to work to collect my new flash gun. Best bit, I phone the depot to see where my effing parcel is and they say the driver has been and nobody was in. "Balls" says I, "I've been in all day". Oxygen thief on the phone asks what colour my door is? "White" says I. Yes the driver reports going to a house at your address with a white door and leaving a card. Oh you oxygen thief, it must have been my house with the white door because I'm the only ****er in the country with a white ****ing door.:bang:
