Lion in Essex

[AD_Capturs]

I think that was by the double yellow lions?
hence the reason they couldn't stop to get a clear shot :shrug:

Lmfao that was quite funny.

 

[squizza]

And there I was thinking I'd found the lion

http://data.whicdn.com/images/11588...-348542c966dcb04fdf5fceb8e1e848b9_h_large.jpg

 

[SarahLee]

Quite a decent photoshop IMO.

Yep. I bet he shot it in roar.

 

[AllyB999]

Was the witness by any chance Tweety Pie " I thought I saw a pussy cat, I did I did I did" lol

 

[joescrivens]

The above was posted at 16:15 Joe, hence all the jokes.

There are jokes?

 

[Cobra]

There are jokes?

In the "mane", I suppose not.

 

[AllyB999]

God almight thats bad have you no "pride" lol

 

[Cobra]

God almight thats bad have you no "pride" lol

Obviously not, but I was hoping that it may have been a cat-alyst,
for others

 

[AllyB999]

 

[Hazza]

All of these puns are roarful...

 

[Cobra]

All of these puns are roarful...

Just be Fangful there can't be too many left

 

[Rob 80386]

For a lion to end up in Essex, he must have lost his pride

 

[Hazza]

Just be Fangful there can't be too many left

Thank the roared for that

 

[Tori_T]

ROAR GROAN

 

[Cobra]

ROAR GROAN

 

[Hazza]

I think that's a face-paw.

 

[Tori_T]

I think that's a face-paw.

 

[Rob 80386]

I think that's a face-paw.

x2 for when one doesn't cut it


that lion needs Cat Nav, obviously got lost walking to the Red Lion for a pint

 

[joescrivens]

He was looking for a gnu place to eat


ahhhhhaaahahahhaha haahahaha ahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[srichards]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9501970/Picture-emerges-of-the-100-per-cent-lion.html

This is the photo that sent them looking. I have no idea why anyone would think that blob was a lion.

 

[Tori_T]

From that picture, I would say: CORGI.

 

[ziggy©]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/9501970/Picture-emerges-of-the-100-per-cent-lion.html

This is the photo that sent them looking. I have no idea why anyone would think that blob was a lion.

Should have gone to specsavers....

 

[Spuff]

It's a bit like the old broccoli joke....

Q. How many Fs in lion?

A. There's no F in lion!

 

[JayJay]

Here's the picture the eyewitnesses took of the 'lion'

You can certainly see why the police deployed a load of valuable resources looking for what is obviously a tabby cat.

 

[Flash In The Pan]

Here's the picture the eyewitnesses took of the 'lion'

You can certainly see why the police deployed a load of valuable resources looking for what is obviously a tabby cat.

Par for the course

 

[nilagin]

If it is real I'm hoping it will scoff the entire cast of TOWIE and do the world a favour

Oh I wish. No one from Essex talks like that. Just East London overspill, moved into Essex.

 

[Garry Edwards]

I've heard that there are a lot of big pussies in Essex...

The advice though is the same for real lions - don't let them get their claws into you.

I wonder what would have happened though if it really had been a lion and the police had tried to shoot it with their guns - it might have got annoyed but it wouldn't have gone down...

 

[Flash In The Pan]

I've heard that there are a lot of big pussies in Essex...

The advice though is the same for real lions - don't let them get their claws into you.

I wonder what would have happened though if it really had been a lion and the police had tried to shoot it with their guns

You mean after it jumped the turnstile at the underground station?

 

[Cobra]

I've heard that there are a lot of big pussies in Essex...

The advice though is the same for real lions - don't let them get their claws into you.

I wonder what would have happened though if it really had been a lion and the police had tried to shoot it with their guns - it might have got annoyed but it wouldn't have gone down...

 

[Hado]

Breaking news. They have found the essex lion hiding in a wardrobe.... when asked what he was doing he said 'narnia business'.